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A full complement of shindigs this weekend has resulted in me bailing early from tonight’s #forgotten80s. Have a great week all.

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A 10 year old that looks like Greta Garbo? Weird. #PerfectSkin #forgotten80s

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Very catchy. Shame about the hitting. #Bardo #forgotten80s

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What ho, #forgotten80s types. Talk Talk will be hard to beat tonight.

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The year is 2046. The innumerable, slighted offspring of Elon #Musk band together to save the world. They could call themselves X Men or something.

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There’s lacking self-awareness and then there’s #Trump thinking he’ll get the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Radio Head is SOTN. True Stories is my very favourite Talking Heads album, in the face of stiff competition. #forgotten80s

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This song makes me so sad. #Chance #forgotten80s

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Hello from 1986. #forgotten80s

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Spoil a children’s favourite: Crystal Tits and Alistair

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All this #Bond talk reminds me of the time I overheard my uncle on the phone to Cubby Broccoli, who was giving him a proper dressing down. This was in a flat in Paisley btw.

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If you see this, quote post with a beach pic from your gallery. #Prestwick

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My pudding is pleasingly concentric. #SpottedDick

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Kid Crush Go

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The Superb Owl seems to come round quicker each year.

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My sister said today that what we need is someone to invent a straw that lasts a happy medium between 2,000 years and 20 minutes. Can’t disagree. #plastic

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People who don’t know what the Great in Great Britain means. Do you think the Great Fire of London was wonderful? Or was it just big? 🤔

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I finally got through every episode of #DoctorWho available on the iPlayer. It’s fair to say the quality is…mixed, but overall I enjoyed it.

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When I rule the world I am going to introduce a spatial awareness test for all the Rucksack Dorks. 😡

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Hello from 1986 #forgotten80s

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If you’re asking yourself why someone could possibly be in favour of discontinuing polio vaccinations, you should also query who has shares in the company that makes the modern equivalent of the iron lung…#RFK

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How can anyone find Ronnie’s Barty Crouch Jr routine attractive? #LoveIsland 😝

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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Yer man on #Winterwatch is just a bit too excited about the ‘live beaver action’.

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I’m surprised some of these people can dress themselves. #TheTraitors

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Of the many reasons I could never go on #LoveIsland, the near constant gale would be close to the top of the list.

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I was just recalling the time a photographer I knew in my PR agency days, got arrested as he mentioned in the pub that he had shot Suzanne Dando (the gymnast). With a camera. Unfortunately it was shortly after someone had actually shot Jill Dando. With a gun. A good citizen reported him to the Met.

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I didn’t think anything could make a Nazi salute worse, but Phony Stark’s white man’s overbite is somehow doing it.

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This is The Day takes SOTN AND a sublime token. #forgotten80s

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That joint cry of ‘UNDERPANTS’ could be heard from space, I suspect. Poor Foxxy. #forgotten80s

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Properly dressed for sitting about in the cold @telfordutd. #COYB

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Strong ‘Village Hall if wet’ vibes coming from #Trump’s inauguration.

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Somehow it’s absolutely marvellous that David Lynch’s middle name was Keith.

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Yes, Francesca. I would cry if I was as dim as you. #TheTraitors

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Well this is a stupid-ass task. #TheTraitors

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Remember when Trump inflicted himself on us in 2016, and all the really great celebs started dying off? Yeah. #DavidLynch

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This Wax song sounds like at least two other tracks. Don’t ask me what, though. #forgotten80s

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

STOP with the tears. #TheTraitors are so dumb.

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Did she even open up any pork markets? #LizTruss

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Why has no one in the US noticed that the word ‘windmill’ contains the word ‘mill’? What do they think is being milled?

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like not enough is made of the fact that Demi’s parents called her ‘half’. Bit odd.

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