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she/her they/them thon/thons autism a.d.d. im kinda stupid but so is literally everyone dni if you dont want to stop following me for promo/word-of-mouth. it will never work i skeet and reskeet non-titillating sexual content i follow nsfw accts im ≥18
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im like a sock. im not appealing as a sexual partner but people cum inside me on a regular basis

making shittons of money is a thing i love doing in video games and am morally opposed to doing irl

[Scott The Woz making a video in the midst of a depressive episode]: Hey all, wish I wasn’t here!

You guys aren’t ready for tomorrows direct…

it would be so funny if donkey kong jr. is in mario kart world but it's the sprite version they used for mario kart tour

anyone who bought hogwash legacy needs to pay me and my friends 70 dollars immediately and right Now

since I haven't said it outside of stream in a while: trans women are women trans men are men trans right are human rights I will not tiptoe around my support for those facts to be more "palatable". I will not be quiet to make terfs comfortable. That shit will not fly in my community or life.

something you need to know about me is that my version of empathy is being very self-righteous and entitled but projecting that emotion onto when bad things happen to my friends and acquaintances

hypothetically what if someone was amab but born with exclusively female parts or vice versa. like some doctor fucked up real bad or smth. what would happen

Pi=3 ass judgment holy fuck this is such an absurd can of worms to put into an already janky legal system

Yeah the old formal ways were rigid and hierarchical and bad for everyone so we got rid of them. Now we have malleable and unstable hierarchial rules you're not allowed to ask for clarification on out loud because it's inappropriate to acknowledge that there are any rules

Love and support for the trans community in the UK today, the supreme court decision is a pitiful regressive step for the country, which will ultimately embolden bigots - transphobia is a curse on our society and the UK's weird obsession with it is driving us all into the dirt.

ideally if you break something you should be the one to fix it. wish politicians would do that

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

Thinking about the reactions I've seen to ENA: Dream BBQ, I think the entire modern media landscape has ruined some people's ability to engage with surrealism. If we had the internet in the 1920s we'd have had an endless procession of 'DEEPEST LORE: UN CHIEN ANDALOU EXPLAINED' videos.

I've got another bill that's already a month late coming out tomorrow and I'm kinda freaking out about how I'm gonna deal with it.

it bothers me that dr. luigi wears his normal hat despite dr. mario trading it for a head mirror

i think marty deserves to be playable in mario kart world. in my professional opinion

movable tongue pro and con: pro: -freaky sex con: -bite tonge ouch oof ow owie

luigi in luigis mansion 1 sorta feels like a completely differetn character. his design is all wonky. when you scan things he has dialogue that makes him seem a lot more, idk, sleazy? kind of adds to the mild fear the game creates because in a way i dont even know who im playing as

Take Off Whomp's Top

As everyone knows, when you destroy a website, the people who used it just stay in the wreckage and never rebuild or migrate to a different website.

Act Like an Asshole

Blue Coins, Legal Tender in the US?

Shell Surfing on the Wrong Side of the Road

I'll Do Anything For 8 Red Dollars

Ukiki Falls The Fuck Over

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1947

h. jon benjamin presents himself sexually to conan o'brien

computer, post viral ragebait about the top three trending topics. then solicit nudes from my followers whose bios include "poly/ENM." then generate a hentai pinup of my ex-wife. man I love social media!

give them enough rope and they'll hang themselves for a day, teach them enough rope and they'll hang themselves for a lifetime