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clamityjayhem.bsky.social
Just a broken headed dumbshit trying to exist without hurting anyone. Never met an animal I didn't love.
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Time to see how anonymous this job survey is. Question was essentially what they can provide to help me perform my job better; my answer, emotional support flamethrower. If I get a call to the office in the next few weeks, I'll assume that anonymity wasn't all that anonymous

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/QEQOvyGbBtY?... Important PSA unrelated to anything whatsoever

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder who was the more frustrating pictionary player to have on your team, Picasso or Dali

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

My new guilty pleasure is using a free streaming app without signing in. I'm getting commercials anyway, might as well let them go crazy.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Story ideas I came up with that I'll probably procrastinate on(so if some creative type sees this and likes the idea enough to actually work on it it's yours) Assassin whose cover story is a being a pro wrestler traveling the indie circuit. I'm pretty sure it's already been done though

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

@baldursgatememes.bsky.social You think Larian will regret bringing mods to console after I did this? (I used summon rune powder barrel from the entrance of the goblin camp all the way to the camp itself) Does this count as a crime against humanity (goblinity?)

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Everytime I see this come up on any of my other socials, a part of me empathizes with this person.

submitted 133 days ago • 2 comments

I was gonna treat myself to a hungryman hero for breakfast, but the Floofman seems to have other plans. Guess I'm "stuck" here until he decides to do something else

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Still getting used to opening a social media app that isn't driven by ragebait and disinformation. So refreshing

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Share this and follow us if you NEVER once voted for Donald Trump!

submitted 135 days ago • 729 comments

A nice weather day off, a full cart AND a full grinder, and the option to day drink. It's times like this I realize I haven't matured beyond my early twenties.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I'm seeing a lot of introductory cat posts, so here's Eduardo Floofman of the Lower Flooflands in the Upper Floof Peninsula #catsofbluesky

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Howdy bluesky people. Decided to hop over here to see how it goes. Maybe I'll actually be more active on this app

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments