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i put the art in Karl Barth
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adulthood is saying “someday I’m gonna” then trailing off, every day until you die

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I got curtain bangs so I can close the scene on my haters.

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dad: “passive aggression is what brings us all together today”

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My New Year’s resolution is to do away with Microsoft OneDrive entirely. The bar is already in hell so I’m shooting for the Cloud.

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Sour patch kids was crazy for this

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life is a dance and im the floor

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

First time reading Luther’s 95 Theses and like, I thought it would be 95 different theses, not just one thesis repeated 95 times.

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someone once said “expectations are just premeditated resentments” and I think about that a lot

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fun fact: I’m having dinner at 10:30 tonight

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the fun part about this car accident was that I think it cured my scoliosis

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

how did the hit and run driver that scratched my car up know my car’s love language was touch?

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

a man fell on top of me at this basketball game trying to catch a T-shirt first time for everything I guess

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

listen I’ve been over it since I was born

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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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oh you like bad girls? well im bad at everything *winks with both eyes”

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

one of my favorite games to play in meetings is called “get to the bleepbleepbleep point”

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Whew. Shared with me by a friend. Author unknown to me. But whew.

submitted 95 days ago • 31 comments

the real question is are you a DAWG or a FRAWG

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I think I would like to be a ghost who isn’t self-aware

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thinking about T-Swift’s lyrics, “I cry a lot but I’m so productive, it’s an art” rn

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why is it always “Clara’s special” and never “who hurt you”

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

another tool to put in your arsenal for when men interrupt you or interpret your intellectual ideas in their limited frame of thought: “you aren’t my Google Translate, Steve”

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I think I'm just going to put on noise canceling headphones for the next four years.

submitted 100 days ago • 332 comments

one more verification code or bot check with multiple steps and I’m packing up and moving to an undisclosed location and never coming back again

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just trying to get my ducks in a row. it’s a very long row of ducks. possibly taking up the whole highway.

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this time of the semester always makes me feel like an academic ghoul operating completely out of melancholy and spite

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