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Formerly @WeakJoke. Advocate for boring gays. Chicagoland sketch/improv comedy writer/performer. Striving for a greater degree of jocularity. 🏳️‍⚧️, she/her
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trans people: i;m trans society: ok republicans: we;re gonna kill u jeff tiedrich: looks like little donny DUMP is at it again!

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I saw goodie proctor fuck your outie at the ORTBO

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

🎵I fell in love with the girl at the ORTBO🎶

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh good

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Must be a Leno fan

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I like this picture of me doing improv last weekend.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Very little Kanye from the DJs tonight

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

In the club and my girlfriend said to me "please be careful with the cold opens with strangers"

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Me in the club with my girlfriend: Did you even *do* your Wordle today??

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I'd be an excellent DJ, were I not so intelligent

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I want to destroy America for antiracism, antifascism, anticapitalist & antiimperalist reasons The crowd: *boos, throws rocks* Republicans: I want to destroy America for racist, fascist, capitalist & imperialist reasons The crowd: *cheers, votes twice*

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

Happy Valentines Day from Elizabeth Holmes and her boyfriend

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 46 days ago • 88 comments

I'm not disappointed; I'm just mad

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

@badambulist.bsky.social I need a "property of Dorley Hall" hoodie, please

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I'll have you know that I used to be very funny on the internet.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve become used to right wingers throwing tantrums every time black people are on tv in something everyone is watching (the olympics, superbowl, ect) but it’s actually fucking weird and we shouldn’t act like that’s a normal reaction

submitted 17 days ago • 88 comments

If I had a nickel for every commercial featuring a piece of flying facial hair

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

We'll get 'em next year, flying pubes

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Shocking but hardly surprising that Fox Sports is putting Cleatus The NFL Robot front and center in its Super Bowl coverage despite his extremely well-documented actions on January 6. That's the country we live in now.

submitted 18 days ago • 25 comments

no I will NOT show my tits to that robot

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

What demographic loves Matthew McConaughey so much??

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

This IS very funny But it also got me to thinking about how this sort of thing targets insecure teens and preteens and it's absolutely disgusting

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Hey baby, I'm sure you know Newton's laws, but do you know Murphy's? And do you wanna do something wrong tonight? 😘

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, so is there a certain amount of likes you need to do this orrr

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder: if I get murdered, politicize THE FUCK out of it

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The secret is excessive inebriation

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Two days in a row tagging @aduralde.bsky.social , but I think he might like the fake poster I made for Barb & Star go to Vista Del Mar. www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/01...

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

submitted 27 days ago • 94 comments

Just remember, the anger, fear, and depression you're feeling are all on the patriotism spectrum.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Can she apologize for being in Emilia Pérez, though?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Senator: In the past you said “Ecstasy and agony are two sides of the same knife.” Do you stand by that statement? Pinhead: (nominated to run VA) I don’t recall saying that

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?” -“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked” “What”

submitted 28 days ago • 53 comments

"Allies" ain't enough, y'all

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments