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need subtitles in real life honestly

Ingredients are chemicals. You are chemicals. All food is chemicals. Unless you talking about the core of stars, everything around you are chemicals.

Wait, if there's an INVERSE correlation, doesn't that mean the MORE fluoride you get, the SMARTER you would be? I'm officially thinking about this more than he is, because hes a big stupid fucking dummy. BRB, gonna go eat some Colgate and make brain more smart.

I am too old for this shit. -how old are you? -Irrelevant. Any age is too old for THIS level of shit.

i ruined my old life to transition, but it was a lie of a life, and if i didn't burn it down i would be dead

I should have figured it out when, as a young boy watching DS9, I decided I wanted to be Jadzia Dax.

Everyone's like, "the pope died" and I'm like, "nah, give it two more days, this could be a bit."

Shoutout to the cute trans girl working at Taco Bell the other day who chatted with me about Star Trek because of my shirt and seriously left me in a good mood the rest of the day because I felt seen for a change.

there's an ad regularly on YouTube for m&ms, featuring a boyfriend being introduced to his gfs family. He's into botany, and has tattoos, and other stuff happens. Ive seen it multiple times and i feel insane everytime i see it. Nothing in it makes sense. Its just non sequiturs. Like its for pod ppl

Daphne: Did we ever find out where Scooby Doo was? Velma: Darling, don't do this to yourself. Daphne: Did we ever get the work we had to do, done? Velma: We were young, foolish, it was the 60s. We were doing just so much acid at the time. Daphne: We never paid for our crimes, Velma.