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JERRY SEINFELD: and whats the deal with airplane food AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-

submitted 53 days ago • 38 comments

mfw i find out my Pirin tablets are just Aspirin with the “As” scratched off

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if you’re into prefixes, the word “microdermabrasion” has a lot to offer

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Walton Goggins’ White Lotus character is an arms dealer, I think

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

What was the Ides Of March’s biggest hit?

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

pretty sure they did the civil war to get everyone to read Moby Dick

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

i’m like 15 years late but i now understand the chemex hype

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

me watching Severance tonight

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

asking my cat if he loves being a beautiful baby (of course he does)

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

my nutrients

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the Rich Baby Daddy Monkey’s Paw situation here is almost beyond comprehension

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we’re just two petals dancing on the breeze bro

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

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not immune to the cuteness of the goldendoodle :(

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what i’ve been up to

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day

submitted 61 days ago • 11 comments

jessa from girls is in this season of white lotus

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

many planes work. and yet,

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pro for sho

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i do everything completely wrong all day and then sleep the perfect sleep of the innocent

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

i hear my cats thrashing around but not fighting…W

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emotionless spectre shares two images from camera roll

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hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

submitted 61 days ago • 160 comments

me duele la cabeza

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

punishment: eczema on the face

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“butlerian jihad,” a term i’m hearing more and more lately. who can say why

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yay

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