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A week from tonight!

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Considering military service is not mandatory, how does barring people who want to serve from doing so make our nation safer? I’m an Army vet and I’m ashamed of this decision.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I feel the same way about Valentine’s Day as I did about the inauguration: “I guess I have to hear about this sh*t all day.”

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Did I just happen to casually mention to the attractive woman at the smoothie shop where I’m killing time that I’m a professional comedian and doing a show next door tonight? I don’t know. I might have. Maybe. What? WHAT??

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

“Did you wake up this morning and choose violence?” Not exactly…

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight!! www.clearwatercomedyclub.com/event-detail...

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

At Cafe Hey this morning ME: I’d like a Cafe Gulf of Americano, please. S. Cheong Choi: Do you want that black or…? ME: No, I want it red, white and blue! S. Cheong Choi: … Oh, what a jolly time to be alive!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

What’s nice is getting positive feedback from a booker BEFORE a gig.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when renaming French Fries as “Freedom Fries” was the dumbest thing we thought we’d ever see?

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

Panera Bread has an automated kiosk for ordering and they send you a text when it’s time to come pick up your food. At no point did I come close to interacting with a human being. Nice of the kiosk to give me the option of leaving a 20% tip though, I guess.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t give up hope. There are more of “us” than there are of “them”. (5/5)

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Except it illustrates that us regular, everyday people, who have differences and nothing to gain from seeing each other struggle, are still out here and not hesitating to help each other. (4/5)

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. What an enthralling, big, fat nothingburger of a story, right? Yep. (3/5)

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I speak no Spanish and went up to a lady who spoke no English and through pointing and hand gestures, I was able to ask her for a cup of detergent. She gladly gave it to me and politely refused my offer of a dollar, which is what it would have cost me at the vending machine. (2/5)

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

I hope this makes you feel a little better… I just got home from my local West Tampa laundromat, where I had loaded my clothes into a machine, only to find out the vending machine had no soap. Uh oh. (1/5)

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

If the NFL was rigged, they would have come up with a Super Bowl matchup that wasn’t so unappealing to so many people. Also, neither New York team would be as bad as they both are.

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Tickets on sale now! www.clearwatercomedyclub.com/event-detail...

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

If you’ve never pulled over to stop and write down a joke you just thought of, I’m going to assume you’re not committed to being a comedian.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not sure they have big enough, or enough at all, tables in there for this task…

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Somewhere along the way, “keep your nose to the grindstone” turned into “F those people”.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I believe that the reason things are the way they are is because people from my generation (the tail end of the boomers) glorified a perverted sense of ambition and not being satisfied with “enough”. Gluttonous excess and greed weren’t sins to avoid, they were character traits to emulate.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Saturday night, a bunch of comedians in Orlando that I’ve never even met are going to criticize my efforts to not die alone. Whhyyy?? (Because: comedy) www.eventbrite.com/e/swipe-left...

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Wednesday’s tragic midair collision should have inspired national mourning. It inspired Trump to blame and criticize Buttigieg Obama, Biden, the mentally ill, amputees and dwarves. This is America’s “leader”.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Trump takes a stand and officially condemns mid-air collisions. They’re NOT good. It doesn’t matter what you learned in college; they are NOT good!

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

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I didn’t think it would happen, but I just found out late last night that “Stop Freaking Out” will be part of the 2025 Tampa International Fringe Festival! It will be my seventh Fringe/Whinge show. More info like dates, times, ticket info and what the show even is will be coming soon.

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Tonight, we ruin tomorrow. www.facebook.com/share/19SUhP...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

7:30. $5

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

“If only there was a way to know what that sign says…”

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Of course Trump demands an apology after being asked to show mercy.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I think this is the best flyer I’ve ever been on. It looks like it’s for a movie (SPOILER: it’s not a movie)

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Thursday night in Clearwater (I won’t be wearing that sweater)…

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

It was a Nazi salute. I guess you could put peanut butter and jelly on two pieces of bread and say you were trying to make egg salad, but it doesn’t change what you actually did.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Movies in the 80s taught me that villains and bullies are just something to be defeated in order to bring the story to a satisfying conclusion.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Try and guess who’s a late addition to this show tonight, for which there are tickets still available. Go ahead. Try. thecommodore.fourthwalltickets.com/shows/wigs-a...

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Ladies and gentlemen, WE HAVE RETURNED!!! tampanewsforce.com

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Once again, I’m doing some stand-up in the nicest alley you’ve ever seen this Friday! www.tampasdowntown.com/events/copy-...

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Me, just asking for someone to respond, “ok boomer”…

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Somebody might look at this and ask, “how do those people manage to be civil with one another in such close quarters?” I don’t know. How do the actors who play characters in movies manage to be civil with one another when they’re not performing from a script for a story they’re being paid to tell?

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RIP President Carter and thank you for your service.

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment