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My name is Nick an I’m here to say oh fuck, goddammitt. sc: @puppyguard https://on.soundcloud.com/euo5BajeVgKSpoQS7
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If you are ever wondering what to eat at 11 am after missing breakfast, the definitive answer appears to be leftover thai and costco hum bao

With taquitos and quesadillas as options, did not expect our 2yo to say “nah lemme finish all the (kinda spicy) Elote instead”

My brain loves to forget useless info like the names of people I just met, while retaining valuable details such as the entirety of bran’s freestyle from CKY2K

Maybe the dark is from your eyes You know you’ve got such dark eyes!

Yeah yeah I get it wordle bot, you always “would have” beat me

Yo what is the deal with boomers and undercooking chicken? Temp that shit!

KGLW watercolor painting I did in the wake of the tour this summer. It’s no Galea but it’s mine. What do ya think gizzsky?

My fuzzclub King Gizzard Gorge 2024 box set just arrived! I’ve decided that every time I listen to it I will call my mom when Joey calls his.

Kinda wishing that the band T.S.O.L. was a bit more relevant so the T.S.O.Elliot pun I just thought of hit a bit harder.

My 2 year old is currently bawling and writhing on the ground because this morning I had to inform him that “floating shelf” doesn’t mean he can fly around on it like carpet from Aladdin.

One of the dad habits I’ve picked up is making smoothies for myself with whatever fruit is a day or two from the trash. Today I made a banana cantaloupe smoothie and it’s actually really good! Anyone else a “Bananaloupe” truther?

What are some albums you own on multiple formats? For me it’s Grateful Dead - American Beauty: vinyl for the house, cd for the car, cassette for the garage. Hit me with yours! #music #musicsky #nowplaying #cd #cassette #vinyl

I may be an idiot but I’m not an idiot

Pro tip: Peanut Butter Chex are basically Peanut Butter Crunch without the shame

My 3’s are vying for the top spot currently held by the 4’s! Follow for more extremely interesting #wordle content

Spam, spumoni, spumante: All you need for a picnic

Movie pitch: O Malone 3: Lost in London

Ok #connections BIRDS THAT ARE VERBS today earned you a free pass for that EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL bs you pulled last week.

Bands or artists that “took over” a phrase or idiom and made it their own. Modest Mouse, Radiohead, The Grateful Dead. Any others? #music #musicsky

Take me away, take me away Antarctica that’s the place for me #gizzsky

The top Beatles song is A Day in the Life. I love the Beatles later stuff but anymore I really can’t be bothered with the Meet The Beatles-Hard Days Night era.

Joe Keery has announced a new Djo album called The Crux, along with an extensive tour. Check out the first single, "Basic Being Basic" → cons.lv/21IYpN

Just can’t stop saying hoooo boy

Deadheads will decry the studio stuff, recommend all the live stuff but only talk about the live songs from American Beauty and Workingmans Dead anyway.

Told my kid his Lego truck was “on the table” 20 times in a row and now we’ve been listening to Temple of the Dog for like 2 hours

@nytimes.com todays #wordle…?

Spoiler: according to him, hog calling contest

My toddler points at me and says “dinos on shirt, dey marchin, play da song” What song are they marching to #gizzsky?

Having a toddler Dip orange slices in eel sauce defines sushi night

Spokane Valley has its own special rule 34 for the dumbest shit you can possibly conceive.

Everyone: 🥱 #Connections: BIRD PLUS LETTER

*beat drop* OH MY GAUCHE

imessage showing read receipts for green texts feel so wrong but loove it.

Ex: hope to see you sometime next Jason!

PSA: the name Jason is a handy acronym for July August September October November. Use instead of saying “those months”

How can I tell facebook marketplace, no, I will not be driving 6 hours to Portland for a bookshelf? Incidentally if anyone in Spokane is selling a 16-slot kallax, you have a buyer.

*possible spoiler* I don’t know anyone else watching this so posting here…I’m betting the big reveal of #skeletoncrew s1 will be that Jude Law is in fact he himself famed ancient pirate Tak Rennod

Just realized I owe much of my puzzle solving (and some data science/analysis) capabilities to generally knowing scrabble letter scores. #wordle #crossword #nlp

Stick around long enough and I’ll find a way to drive you away

So far this morning the jukebox in my brain has delivered, apropos of nothing: the Freecreditreport dot com jingle, the Barney theme song and Toto’s Africa. Is this… christmas music withdrawals?

Why are all of the kids in the classic Frosty movie wearing shorts?!

Exciting to see Chicago back on the menu at #Spokane Intl. Now do NYC! (I would even take…Newark) www.spokesman.com/stories/2024...

Thesedays it means something completely different to leave someone to their devices