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I'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore
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First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem

Torment nexus

It's so deranged that this petulant, whiny language is now appearing on official government websites.

Can't wait to not vote for this loser again. These people could not be more out of touch.

Going to the supermarket would give Trump zero context of where everyday prices are at, since he's never shopped for himself a day in his life.

Remember like less than half a year ago when people like JD Vance had to pretend to be anti-war? That must have been so hard for them.

You know what they said about fools and their money.

51 people voted for this! Disgusting!

Can't wait to live through yet another once-in-a-lifetime recession, truly a blessed generation.

Everybody hands in the air, the economy is about to drooooooop!

Wow, being hunched over in your seat while clasping your hands and not making eye contact must be the ultimate respectful body language then. Since Trump is so much more respectful and all.

Really makes you think.

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There is no way for for “democracy” to function in a world that looks like this

unfortunately it looks like the only way to save human civilization is for the government to destroy all my companys competitors and also give my company a bunch of money

I had this conversation with several people after the Super Bowl halftime thing. My only slightly older boss was like, "How am I supposed to explain this to my 95 year old grandma?" Idk man, maybe...don't? Why do you need to? Is she not aware at the age of 95 that pop culture is not for her?

of course

The last time we got Dems to wholeheartedly support social programs was because of the threat of militant labor and global communism. Thus that’s the pragmatic thing to do

the idea that these tech guys are opposed to "government waste" is so completely fucking ridiculous. they feast on government waste. DOD budgets are a bloated mess. the pentagon has failed 7 straight audits. the big beneficiaries are tech companies providing defense services.

I figure the IRS will have been deleted by Tax Day, so I'm waiting to file

Hearing the whole crowd sing along to "A MINOOOOOOOR" is crazy work.

Trump and Musk are shutting down US AID because they do not want to interfere with overseas issues WITH ONE WEIRD EXCEPTION

I fucking knew I should have done this as soon as I got my W-2.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

"Some people are for a thing, and some people are against a thing. Which is why I, a centrist, take the neutral position of wishing for the thing to disappear entirely."

And look how well he turned out 🙃

Good thing President of the United States of America isn't one of them.

Sports betting has truly become a disease.