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She/her STL➡️Chicago➡️Quad Cities Just another burned out Millennial. My shibas are Cherry & Apollo. Also into books, cross stitch, flowers, unions & traveling.
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only baby boomers will get this: pensions

today’s lesbian of the day is: the costco hot dog!

If you choose not to give to individual Gazans fundraising on Bluesky, here are two unimpeachable relief orgs working in Gaza that you can support right now instead:

$12 for 120 cans of ddp what a steal

We were hoping that this letter to @bsky.app could first be shared by a Gazan, but we were too worried that doing so would get their account deleted so we are sharing first. You can sign on to the letter about the unfair treatment of Gazans on Bluesky here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I really enjoy how many of the quotes say that skeets was agreed upon in Nov 24 and lol, lmao. Skeets was cemented in canon before I got here in June 23 and that is never gonna change

Stopped at a sandwich shop and can’t explain this poster.

Fully ready to donate my uterus to anyone who wants it

Holy FUCK (Now with ALT)

less "who's rogan of the left" and more "how do we get rid of podcasts"

Pedro Pascal, who art in Hollywood, Hallowed be thy jawline. Thy daddy era come, thy trauma be done, Give us this day our daily thirst, And deliver us from weak men and mid TV. For thine are the mustache, the shoulders, and the smolder. Amen

live, laugh, lie down in the shower

Chester Cheetah: massive cocaine energy The King: deeply unsettling face, I don't want to fight him Little Caesar: he's literally holding a spear!! Kool-aid Man: pure destruction & chaos

*someone* licked herself another hot spot & now has to wear the donut

*someone* licked herself another hot spot & now has to wear the donut

omg my local minor league baseball team was mentioned on last week tonight lmfao

New heist crew MVP dropped

Treat your ears on this fine Sunday evening

@markspan.bsky.social and I decided to do the Pepsi challenge with shitty lite beers and idk if I should be proud or ashamed that I guessed them all correctly (he got 1/3 lol)

I genuinely thought there was no way to make an IPA taste worse but I may have been wrong

I am just a copy of a copy of a... Neon Cicada cross stitch pattern is now available in my shop, or ask you LNS to stock it! #crossstitch #stitchsky #cicada #craftsky #vaporwave

“Miracle Mile”

Cherry was just sleep barking and woke Apollo up from his nap, which is funny because he's the one who usually makes a bunch of sleep noises

I think there's a very meaningful conversation to be had about the surgical homogenization of MAGA women's appearances to suit one man's aesthetic preferences, and what that says about patriarchal bargains under fascistic misogyny. AND "haha, filler" is not that conversation

without prompting, i read this to the tune of “deep in the heart of texas” and now you can too

the first 365 days of the year are always the hardest

This is the beefiest moth I've ever seen irl

"g🔪a🔪r🔪l🔪i🔪c" "o🔪n🔪i🔪o🔪n🔪s" - me, mincing words