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Yes, let us honor America's economic heroes.

I just thought of a mean thing to call someone but I'm not on twitter anymore so I may never get to use it. It's dick sticker. Like: shut up, dick sticker.

From the Book of John Kruk.

#IndependentBookstoreDay is almost here! Sat., April 26, many Indie bookstores will have author signings & other events (I’ll be at Main Point Books at 1 p.m.)! Here’s a great interactive map of participating stores from @indiebound.bsky.social (h/t @classypatrick.bsky.social & @phillymag.com).

Just heard Ed Kowalczyk is Moby’s innie.

Naming your brand new debut record *Remastered 2009* is a special kind of pointless mischief. Props Philly band Attack Dog. attackdog.bandcamp.com/album/remast...

I went to the Lucy Dacus show last night and it was kind of a blast. xpn.org/2025/04/17/l...

The group chat is sick of me. Bored into submission. Anybody else accepting applications?

Maybe it's just because I'm from the ’70s, but I've never seen a decade abbreviated in quite this way.

Let's bring back checks and balances.

The Duolingo owl with its own face on its butt is some kind of Island of Dr. Moreau monstrosity and an assault on God’s natural order.

if this post gets 10 likes i'll read more of this book i've been reading. it's really good. fingers x'd

Is this the edgiest moment in Jay Leno history? First of all, the whole episode is lit by flashlight (due to rolling blackouts in LA. Two: Arsenio Hall does a "cut a lady in half" magic trick that *appears* to go terribly wrong. Cut to commercial. Never mentioned again. youtu.be/YxthMN-aMQg?...

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It's a John K. Samson day, when the winter gets its last good licks in on the way out. "The spring made winter an insulting opening offer. Now the passing lane is getting harder to negotiate, thawing out and icing up again." www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhzg...

"Is that the boom mic?" "Ignore it."

Let's all read for a little while. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICOu...

Ego Nwodim just perfect 🤣 🙌🏼 #SNL

Andy and Dave have seen enough.

Listen, there's a hive of smug ghouls like Jesse Watters, Greg Gutfeld and co. ready to say some dumb, disingenuous bullshit about all of this. Please don't share it. Let ’em wallow.

Let Mr. Beast finish up the Game of Thrones books.

I *believe* I recently heard about actor Jeff Daniels providing guest vocals on a song on a record by an indie rock woman whose music I like because her producer previously worked with him. And I just spent an hour trying to figure out who it is. Was it a dream? Would I dream this?

Here's a fun weird video for a fun sad song.