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*Several dozen cardinals close LinkedIn and resume their normal cardinalling routine*

Labour helping working people here by ensuring that their bairns don't need to become chimney-sweeps until they turn five.

Wasn't Westwood the ludicrous Home Counties posho who said things like "Biggin it up to Trevor and the Uttoxeter massive!" on One FM back in the 90s? A sure sign of a nonce, if there ever was.

A program which, even in its crude American dub-edit, inspired a lifelong interest in history here. Like Johnny Ball did for science. But with cartoon violence.

"All-new quiz action on Channel 5. Alistair asks the questions. Rory sits in a box and tells rambling anecdotes about the emperor Hadrian. Tomorrow afternoon, after Home and Away. Sponsored by Dulcolax."

If you think it might help your mood, please accept this quokka joey receiving a succulent berry.

Sunday night lifestyle music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihiO...

Thirty-four years after Alan Partridge's first appearance, the majority of BBC sports commentators still sound like Alan Partridge. A fascinating cultural phenomenon.

£200 million SOUNDS significant, at the first hearing, to someone who isn't paying attention It's only 4000 times the cost of employing someone on the median Scots salary of £38,518 (After NI and typical pension included.) Or 985 times the cost of an average three-bedroomed Scots house. (£203,000)

Nosferatu, feratu Nos!

"Tranquil", eh? Cardinals worldwide are updating their CVs and adding a new LinkedIn profile picture of themselves smiling serenely in their best biretta.

The original and best. If you don't understand something on the first reading, LOOK IT UP like a normal, civilised human being.

There's an AI Samuel Pepys' Diary doing the rounds over at The Forces Of Darkness. *crosses self despite not being a Catholic*

I nipped back to Twitter to keek at the Alba Party fruitloops, didn't I? I fully acknowledge my error. It won't happen again.

We should pity the Scots who voted Labour in July. It must be *MORTIFYING* to be one of those lackwits.

That's our appeal past £3k in two days! Big thanks to everyone who has supported us! Please keep sharing & giving to #backingbella www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/backing-be...

We need a name for the China-Russia-USA alliance. I propose "The Axis of Evil."

Good morning and death to America!

Emotional Support Capybara for difficult times.

The problem with liberalism is that it sits around waiting for extremists to cut its throat. Musk is clearly using Twitter to undermine European democracies, so Europe should pull the plug on it. Who gives a shit if he wails about freedom of speech. Geo-block it in Europe and tell him to get fucked.

All the charm and charisma of a rotting banana.

What's his name again? Murray Russell? Douglas Jackson? Graham Ross? Graham Gray?

The current Tory branch manager is the colour beige incarnate.

Leopards/face latest:

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

Furthermore:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Captain Sisko: "But one thing is certain. We're losing the peace, which means a war could be our only hope." There's a Star Trek quote for every eventuality.

Death to America.

"Mr. Hitler's conduct foretells misfortune for Poland." The Sky-Pathé Newsreel, 18th February 1939.

Me: Going to follow some world experts on #Bluesky Them:

Democratic Europe is under attack from multiple directions. European armed forces are woefully inadequate. But fear not! We can still manage the most civilised seating arrangements.

In case you were wondering: The Alba Party's lunatics-on-the-ground are still *AWFY* keen about Russia. A full three years after their hero was forced to stop working for it.