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Randy Bumgardner. Todger Strunk. Butch Otter. General Booty. And now this. The warning lights were flashing about Americans LONG before 2016.

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"Defenestration"? Can you spell that for me Vlad?

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There ain't no rammy like a fascist rammy.

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"Phineas Float" is clearly a lost Viz character. Phineas Float and His Flatulent Goat? Phineas Float. He's a Miserable Scrote? Phineas Float. He's a Posho Drug Smuggler? Um. No. Not that one...

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Labour's by-election candidate was finally allowed to emerge from his bunker and speak. He will now be returned to the bunker. Then locked in from the outside.

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Aha! The first modern Moseley Manouvre. The first of many, undoubtedly...

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You know when you put two Furbies together and they talk to each other? They should do that with Liz truss and ash regan

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Aye, she's a comically havering simpleton. But she was still selected as an SNP candidate and then stood as a leadership candidate and received >0 votes. The SNP must do better with its candidate vetting.

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Britstate propaganda exercise incoming. Ask: 1. Who will own these new factories? 2. Where will they be located? 3. Where will they find workers with the necessary skills?

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Baxters. Which has the Baroness Ruth "Civilised Face of The Tory Party" Davidson as a non-executive director, doesn't pay all of its workers the minimum wage. Hey-ho.

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Say what you will about the SNP. We haven't given a drug-addled, racist, South African lunatic a role in Scotland's government. Yet.

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The fat-faced oaf in the centre is Graeme Downie of Dunfermline. With a degree in "Politics" (🤦) and nothing else on his CV: £3350 a month for accommodation. www.thenational.scot/news/2520476...

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Sport FACT: Tennis star Coco Gauff’s full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff.

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The Daily Record wants you to vote for the SNP. Now please excuse me while I faint like an Edwardian maiden in an overly tight corset.

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Farage's lot know how the remaining Scots Labour voters REALLY think in the privacy of their own heads. The Labour party disnae. This is where Scotland stands.

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I cast a cloot and now we're all being punished for my lunacy. Sorry.

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Donald John MacDonald, crofter (39) of Harris said "Market prices for tups are holding up surprisingly well this year." The Stornaway Gazette.

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County Offaly's Amateur Hurler of the Year 2025 arrives at Tullamore Civic centre to collect his commerative tankard.

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Astérix et Ozempix

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There are still Mini Eggs on sale one month after Easter. Britain is broken. #BrokenBritain

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I nipped back, briefly and shamefully, to Twitter. And now I'm recalling Nicholas Parsons (Saint Andrews, 1988-91) who was very keen on the Provos.

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The Americans need to coin a word for "A willing traitor who's too stupid to be competent traitor" to describe Donald Trump.

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Bright side: Plagiarism software is effortlessly revealing who the amoral crooks* in British public life are. *(Almost everyone)

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Gordon Brown crashed the economy. Pass it on.

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Always: Blame this particular boss. (Who cetainly deserves blame.) Never: Blame the Labour government's negligent regulation that ruined multiple banks and tipped us into economic decay that still persists today. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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Imagine being so beholden to the prejudices of the English mob that you refuse even a simple and easy ecological improvement like this:

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Tonight's lovely aroma is mostly brought to you by (4S,4aS,8aR)-4,8a-dimethyloctahydronaphthalen-4a(2H)-ol, aka geosmin. It's currently being metabolised by cyanobacteria in the newly watered soil. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geosmin

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTPV...

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IT'S RAINING!

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The young Dudley D Watkins probably saw early Holywood cartoons. He probably learnt the doctrine that five fingers or five toes on a cartoon character look uncanny: Four digits is better. He chose not to learn.

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"You're poorer because of the timing of Easter" is a refreshing change from "You're poorer because it rained/didn't rain last month", certainly.

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"You know us, old boy. We're quite happy with extermination. In moderation. But this particular series of massacres? They've gone a bit too far. Kindly stop soon. Or soonish." Yours etc, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

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if you need a visually pleasing scroll i highly recommend "list of colors"

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I may perform a Rain Dance the night, as taught by the old Westerns. Accuse me of cultural appropriation if you will.

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The "Stick one piece of copper and one piece of zinc into a lemon and join the electrodes in your mouth" experiment was still current when I was a bairn. It hasN't aFfecTed mE unDUly.

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The Angry Goose Meme. With the goose chasing Britain and honking "WHERE are the "British fishing waters" located? WHERE?!

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The tool was Elon Musk.

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Annual reminder: Jeux Sans Frontieres is the correct way to build European amity through daft TV.

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