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just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of cosmopolitan magazine: thread

Great seeing my long time friend @bigdlv.bsky.social today. Thanks for the cheese!

Just waiting for the actuarial tables to kick in.

enjoy these sports illustrated covers featuring the muppets: a thread

the muppets on the cover of vogue: thread

Whoever is running my simulation apparently hates me.

Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…

Good riddance 2024! I mean Happy New Year!

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

It's going to get ready bad in this country come January and doesn't feel like there's much we can do to stop it.

SPD Officer Instinctively Turns Off Body Cam Before Approaching Dark Turkey Meat: bit.ly/3AXKEaU

We are 2 months from inauguration. People need to chill out a LOT. Yes, he announced tariffs yesterday. Let's see if he actually goes through with it before we start freaking out okay? People cannot sustain this level of freakout so I wish folks would just dial it back for right now. Long way to go.

X: Blocked people can read your tweets Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting

Tired of people, mostly white guys, failing up.

The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.