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clayburn.bsky.social
Alex/Clay, 33, He/him, Bi/grey-ace Chicago, IL I have far too many OCs. Occasionally 18+ đź’ž @rudemydude.bsky.social đź’ž
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it's actually crazy how good 45 degrees + sun feels after months of below freezing

It would give me so much joy to see Carl Hendricks do this move. He’d fucking kill it

I can’t tell the difference between Survivor tribes and streaming services anymore. Civa, Hulu, Lagi, Tubi. Put me on the Poob tribe, Jeff

I’m enough of a fanboy that I once made a label for a split EP of @rudemydude.bsky.social and my OC

whenever Hessle Audio drops something new I legitimately squee a little youtu.be/C6JJJfATAtA

UK double garahhhge bumper scrapers, new from Hessle bit.ly/3ETxQUt

I don’t know why restaurants insist on huge chocolate cake desserts when sometimes all I want is one net wt 0.5 oz (14g) packet of Mixed Fruit Jelly

Next up, let's take a look at Henrik - the Warrior in Exile, played by @illusorywall.bsky.social!

Consider, if you will, the similar “hauntological” vibes between these two songs. They both make me want to go to places that don’t exist and that I would not care to stay in were I given the opportunity youtu.be/1njPn8-Brco youtu.be/aOajOz0SDYE

Something tells me the wolverine prefers a pool than a river or a sea. That cave better be worth it 🤭🤫

@clayburn.bsky.social puts the craziest shit on my timeline and I'm living for that kind of energy

Weird how when a You're Wrong About adult Bluey fan anarcho-Bidenist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with doomsteaders and SWERFs in the notifications.

Everyone puts things like "Loving husband and father" on their gravestone. What a sad way to sum up an entire life. What about "Hard working employee"

Getting a CRT set up and playing some old video games has just reminded me how small they used to be. It wasn’t just that the graphics didn’t used to have to look hyperrealistic; it’s that you couldn’t fit more than a handful of hours of gameplay on a disc without stupid amounts of grind.

you have to become a pervert. you have to become a pervert. the church clothes are too itchy for everyone else too. they're just fucking lying. you can lie or you can take those shoes off before they deform your feet

Idk much about Japanese art but I have 2000 hours in Shogun 2: Total War