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Lotsa people follow "sports" like the Kentucky Derby, but I just can't tolerate anything that features the beating of animals.

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The Onion nails it again

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Reposted, with permission

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This Saturday night (May 3rd) at 7:30 pm, I shall attempt a live performance at Collage, A Place for Art and Culture. g.co/kgs/V3zaWpF Admission is $20, there's no drink or food, and the neighborhood is VERY sketchy, so bring guns and weapons.  Parking is scarce as well. I get one comp, so yay!

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Goodbye Virginia Giuffre. You saved so many women, but you couldn't save yourself.

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Me too!

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I has a NEW POST on Substack! It's pretty, pretty gud, with lots of pictures! open.substack.com/pub/clayheer...

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Best post I've seen today: Hegseth was a DUI hire.

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This.

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Here we go . . .

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In space, no one can hear Katy Perry sing.

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AOC: We must acknowledge the terrifying moment we are in right now. What we are hearing and seeing with our own eyes is, in fact, happening. We are watching our neighbors, students, and friends being fired, targeted, and disappeared. It is real.

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There was a breathtaking moment when pallbearers fell into a grave in Pennsylvania. But it would have been really funny if one of them had been a ventriloquist: youtu.be/w2yKPPjOSAE?...

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Yes, THIS is what we've come to as a country: patch.com/california/l...

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This

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Not my sign. I'm not that smart.

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I have a new post up on Substack. It's free and it's funny: Substack.com/@ClayHeery

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Meme of the day:

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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

submitted 38 days ago • 165 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

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I have had to change the way I teach Constitutional Law. I now teach the Emoluments Clauses, the Disqualification Clause, the 25th Amendment, and now I'm going to have to spend way more time on the 22nd Amendment. ‼️📜⚖️

submitted 43 days ago • 15 comments

Canadian here !!!

submitted 45 days ago • 33 comments

Today is National Something on a Stick Day and of course it instantly reminded me of my longtime friend Calvert DeForest - better known as Larry "Bud" Melman - who championed Toast on a Stick! Somehow the logistics of that never caught on. RIP Calvert.

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For those of you who thought that we were heading towards a dictatorship - you read the memo wrong. We're there.

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True dat.

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Pete Buttegeig made this point last night on CNN. The war plans (Goldberg said they were very detailed, so much he wouldn’t print them) are on a secure system. To get them onto Signal, Hegseth would have to do a cut and paste. Labor intensive! Maybe he retyped?

submitted 48 days ago • 380 comments

Gotta be honest, not really enjoying 2025's remake of "The Wizard of Oz."

submitted 56 days ago • 272 comments

New Substack post up just in time for baseball season: clayheery.substack.com/p/my-tommy-l... It's FREE!

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This is an oldie, but we NEED this laugh today:

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Jason Kelce is convinced that the Flyers' mascot Gritty is modeled after him. Not the kind of thing to admit in public, Jase. But at least they got the eyebrows right:

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Thought du Jour: It's now harder to get into Costco than it is to get into Mexico.

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The Republican governor of Indiana, Mike Braun, has STOPPED Dolly Parton from distributing her FREE books to kids under 5 in his state. This is what we've come to in this country.

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