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Inventor of Capn Crunch: Oops! All Berries Voted most likely to invent Capn Crunch: Oops! All Berries in highschool
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Awesome job google. Thank you for making ai responses ubiquitous

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We have lost all contact with our UNRWA colleagues in Gaza, communications have been cut off. This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive". We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.

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NANCY PELOSI: (Watching me in an improv show) there are some bad actors in LA today

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Imagine becoming a fucking marine and then your job is to protect a WeWork from graffiti

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Drakes the first guy to go on MTV Cribs and show his collection of cribs

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I thought a limit was the whole point of a fence

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Devastating to see this

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Every mistake I’ve ever made was an intentional ploy to lull the haters into a false sense of security (yes, even the viral video of me stapling the bottom of my ballsack to a wooden board)

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Myth busters narrator: Can two coworkers hook up without ruining the workplace dynamic? Adam and Jamie are going to find out

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Every time I get a styrofoam cup

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The discover feed is my favorite way to experience the gen x mind. It’s all 47 year olds screen grabbing a trump tweet and saying “I’ll take definition of hypocrisy for 200 Alex”

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They should invent a kind of whip it that’s good for you. With vitamins and what not

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Elon will see a post like “the burden of an intelligent mind is greater than the burden of childbirth” and reply “truth”

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BREAKING - Mavs Owners: “Were Thrilled To Acquire Another Generational Talent To Give To The Lakers”

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Walton Goggins legend status confirmed

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If this Kill Bill movie is anti Bill, I’m NOT watching it

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Ida Lupino directing The Twilight Zone episode The Masks, written by Rod Serling. 📺 Air date - March 20th, 1964.

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[meeting up with 99 of my friends after misreading a text] Can’t wait to make friends with this gorilla! Mike why do you have brass knuckles?

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THE FOLLOWING POST IS ONLY FOR MY CATHOLIC FOLLOWERS. NON-CATHOLICS LOOK AWAY ————- They call me Dominic Toretto during lent. Cause when I Fast I’m Furious ————-

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I can’t tell you exactly why, but I just know the capital one bank guy is capable of true evil

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Dropout TV should have a porn show called cum actually

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Job’s friend who’s obsessed with being the center of attention: yeah man I’ve also had a pretty tough year

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Oh shit they cut shrek open to harvest the storytelling secrets inside of him

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I have a piss trade deficit with my toilet. I give it tons of my piss and it doesn’t give me any piss. Completely unfair!

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These AI summaries piss me off so much. Jokic has played 69 games this season. Why would I wanna see the stats from 36 games??? Fucking horse shit

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[looking at trump crashing the economy] ahh yes this reminds me of the old Aesop’s fable: the dumbass who fucked shit up for no reason

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CNN just published this 🤯

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Yeah Im excited for the switch 2. The switch 2 drinking beer I’m gonna make at 3 pm babyyy

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find someone who loves you like Deni Avdija loves onions:

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My dad (drunk) cheersing in the direction of the mail man at 11 am on a Tuesday

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I get added to national security text threads all the time. You just don’t hear about it cause I’m not obsessed with being the center of attention

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The average Bluesky replier went to college for tattling and minored in finger wagging

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My grandpa (1936-2017) will return as grandpa for avengers doomsday

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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

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Babe, can you please keep your work call down? I’m listening to a 3 hour podcast about chick fil a fries

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Revelation from the newly released jfk files

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