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hate that i can't brush my hair without looking like i'm in a moderately problematic black metal band

ok who did this

shower montr pt.2

if i had a genie i'd wish for kidney stones to be contagious and airborne

a band should get on stage and start playing Wonderwall as a joke. i think that would be quite humorous

While I'm at it, my cancellable take is that Comedown Machine is better than Is This It and I will die on this hill

revisiting The Strokes discography today. and tbh, Is This It is lowkey really mid. not even a top 3 The Strokes Album. Room On Fire on the other hand, now that's a great album

who let Metric cook that hard on Our World Underground

who the fuck is gordan greep

When these are the first two words used to describe your new album you know you're washed

i'm not a furry but sometimes i wish i was a deer. i'd be so good at frolicking in the grass and getting hit by cars and stuff

Album Review - Pirouette

call me Will because when I'm at her helm, i scream

yeah babe dont worry I booked the room for tonight

what if radiohead came out today? them yorke

gock majoritaire

was high last night and was trying to remember the name of the mythical creature that has one arm that's a snake, before finally realizing i wasn't thinking of a cryptid and i was actually thinking of xavier renegade angel

hey everyone, i need some legal advice. if i witness a serious crime, am i allowed to ask the police sketch artist things like "now draw him pregnant"

weekly 5x5

chaser At The Drive-In: "send trans misses to my room to scissor (frot away, frot away)"

3 beers in trying to explain the concept of Down With Webster to my american friends over discord

every mathcore band is either named something like "Begin The Demise" or "Harold and Kumar's Lesbian Experience With Loneliness" and there is no in between

castrating my bike call that a eunucycle

fuck it. screamo show 2nite.

*Beck voice* In the time of chicken mobs, I was a jockey

home is where

business idea: -go to every gas station in your city -buy every single cigarette they have -smoke 70% of the cigarettes -now there is less supply and more demand -sell the remaining 30% for 5x the price -make 150% profit

boner caused by HRT, call that a prog rock

hawk country, tuah road

Panchiko and Black Country New Road dropping on the same day is evil

hiii

peak album

Review Of Headfirst Into Everything - Mystery Machine

stop listening to pop punk with the drop drunks and come listen to sasscore with the ass whores

thinking about when i was 12 and saw a video on youtube folding US dollar bills into different stages of the 9/11 attacks. Saw some cash my dad left on the table and folded them the same way. I was proud of what i had done and showed him the "secret 9/11" and he just told me not to do that again

name a better combo than 6 alcoholic beverages and the crushing realization that you are no better than your worse relatives

been emulating TWEWY on my 3DS and this might be the greatest game of all time

we are so back holy crap