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Remember you could turn on the news and not say "what the fuck?" every five minutes?

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Smothered potato crockpot cajun shrimp boil #goodlunch

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Russia has one of the highest rates of alcoholism in the world. That's why Pete Hegseth is the right person to negotiate with them.

submitted 14 days ago • 43 comments

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

submitted 15 days ago • 121 comments

Slightly adapted version of the tik tok cucumber-smoked salmon salad: tinned salmon rather than smoked and cottage cheese rather than cream cheese #goodlunch

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I'm a shopkeeper in a video game. I sell nothing but helmets, hats and hoods, but will pay good money for trinkets and tchotchkes looted from the dead.

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Another fan favourite for #goodlunch : spaghetti al assissina

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Happy Reubey Tuesday! #goodlunch

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Sicilian Sardine Pasta with za’atar, back by popular demand #lunchclub

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Is it even the weekend if you haven’t had a Bunnings sausage? #goodlunch

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Dying in a mental asylum in 2004 because I went back in time to tell people that The Apprentice would lead to the end of medical research, the Civil Rights Act, and birthright citizenship.

submitted 35 days ago • 75 comments

Elon Musk, who has expressed admiration for some of Hitler's actions, performed a hand gesture identical to the signature gesture of the controversial German leader. But can what Musk did be described as a Nazi salute? In the fog of our bifurcated politics, it's hard to say one way or the other.

submitted 35 days ago • 35 comments

"Men aren’t moving away from the left because of something we said. They’re moving away because they’re getting taken in by the right’s propaganda." www.liberalcurrents.com/swiping-left...

submitted 36 days ago • 25 comments

Chicken cacciatore #goodlunch

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute. Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.

submitted 36 days ago • 602 comments

Last helping of fridge-cleaner soup #goodlunch

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I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

submitted 36 days ago • 359 comments

I'm in this skeet and I don't like it.

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Friday Fridge Cleaner Soup #goodlunch

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I'm in this skeet and I don't like it.

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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

submitted 45 days ago • 699 comments

More than 100 years after its initial review that blamed Black men, the Dept. of Justice just released its report on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre The report says the attack “was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence”

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Y’know, I think they are, in fact, sending us their best.

submitted 46 days ago • 13 comments

It takes 13 muscles to smile and 113 to frown and every single muscle in my body to not strangle my mom when she talks about politics

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RIP Jimmy Carter, certified badass who led the team that repaired the ruptured Chalk River Nuclear Reactor in Ontario in 1952. Carter was exposed to so much radiation his pee set off geiger counters for months. That heroism is the reason my hometown doesn't glow in the dark to this day.

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Everybody loves the Australian Cricket Team, a lovely cricket team that smashes India in test matches! 5 seconds later We regret to inform you that the Australian Cricket Team still cannot bat. #AusvInd

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

Best Christmas movie of all time. It has it all: bickering, emotional manipulation, siblings who hate each other, the ex cutting the new step-mum down to size, the awkward outsider guest, threatened beheadings and the fate of France in the balance.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

101 ways with a bachelorette’s handbag #goodlunch

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Apparently “the vibes are off” is not a good enough reason to leave work early.

submitted 71 days ago • 11 comments

why are we pretending to work this week. enough lies

submitted 71 days ago • 24 comments

When my cat sits in my office chair during the work day: Get out of my chairrrrr 😖 why are you trying to ruin me 😫 When my cat sits in my office chair at 5:01pm: Who’s a cute lil business lady 🥹 I love you 😍

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

This is the guy siccing mobs on federal workers and academic researchers, and who gave handpicked “journalists” access to private internal communications. Sure. Go ahead and give him control over your email. What could possibly go wrong?

submitted 71 days ago • 54 comments

It began with Jim Henson, child psychologists, PBS, and a Ford Foundation grant to use Jane Jacobs’ The Death and Life of Great American Cities to teach kids and model a diverse and kind community. It ends by getting canceled by Warner Bros and Zaslav. A history of American decline in one story.

submitted 73 days ago • 10 comments

don’t come to my house if you’re the kind of person who expects me to have pants on in my own home

submitted 74 days ago • 11 comments