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No bro i don’t want to get “shake shack” from inside of a train station with you but hmu tmrw

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I have the most beautiful life I’ve ever had and good people find me wherever I go due to my warm hands and comforting gaze. You love me because I show you who you are. you want permission to be loved and I give it without expectation of a return

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Faith without works is lowkey dead 😭

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No one else on this plane to New York City knows I’m going to New York City

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Local man grimaces in group photo

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

First meal of age 30 vs. the last

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

All I care about doing on my birthday weekend is eating at a weird restaurant (weird vibes not food), getting drunk with my new friends, watching John Waters live standup show, going to a reggae festival on 4/20, and listening to the Blue Nile while driving around Austin w my childhood best friend

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30 year old gay guy in Austin who works for a remote health tech startup: hey I’m not like the other ones btw

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Gay

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

honestly i don’t think i did have to know that

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I love my life!! I love my life so much!!!! But everything has fallen apart so I must focus more on what I am doing and not only what I am feeling

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Turning off Coachella after Charli

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

When your entire body hurts all the time from complex medical treatments you had 7 years ago, that counts as a body.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I wish I could speak in a way where people understood my value system even when I’m poking fun at the people who share it. But grok won’t allow that

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️

submitted 24 days ago • 24 comments

Looking at my phone where people act kindly and problems are being solved

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s sit next to each other on my couch bro. Would be pretty epic

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Bro you gotta come through and rub my feet for 30 mins, it’ll be fire for both of us

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve lowkey been saying my prayers for the afflicted lately

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

And when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed you put me on and said I was your favorite

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

When you live alone and want something done so you have to do it

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Just spent 13 minutes deciding what to have for breakfast and settled on peanut butter toast

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

“Your mom” -quote by Me

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I know there’s a lot going on in society rn but we need to remember that My ass is like. Really fat…

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Cut my own hair

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

No loads refused Mary Kay party

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t do discourse online anymore because it’s not sophisticated to induce my own brain damage. If you disagree with something I said you’re gonna have to show up to my house and beat my ass

No bro i don’t want to get “shake shack” from inside of a train station with you but hmu tmrw

I have the most beautiful life I’ve ever had and good people find me wherever I go due to my warm hands and comforting gaze. You love me because I show you who you are. you want permission to be loved and I give it without expectation of a return

Faith without works is lowkey dead 😭

No one else on this plane to New York City knows I’m going to New York City

Local man grimaces in group photo

First meal of age 30 vs. the last

All I care about doing on my birthday weekend is eating at a weird restaurant (weird vibes not food), getting drunk with my new friends, watching John Waters live standup show, going to a reggae festival on 4/20, and listening to the Blue Nile while driving around Austin w my childhood best friend

30 year old gay guy in Austin who works for a remote health tech startup: hey I’m not like the other ones btw

Gay

honestly i don’t think i did have to know that

I love my life!! I love my life so much!!!! But everything has fallen apart so I must focus more on what I am doing and not only what I am feeling

Turning off Coachella after Charli

When your entire body hurts all the time from complex medical treatments you had 7 years ago, that counts as a body.

I wish I could speak in a way where people understood my value system even when I’m poking fun at the people who share it. But grok won’t allow that

not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️

Looking at my phone where people act kindly and problems are being solved

Let’s sit next to each other on my couch bro. Would be pretty epic

Bro you gotta come through and rub my feet for 30 mins, it’ll be fire for both of us

I’ve lowkey been saying my prayers for the afflicted lately

And when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed you put me on and said I was your favorite

When you live alone and want something done so you have to do it

Just spent 13 minutes deciding what to have for breakfast and settled on peanut butter toast

“Your mom” -quote by Me

I know there’s a lot going on in society rn but we need to remember that My ass is like. Really fat…

Cut my own hair

No loads refused Mary Kay party

I don’t do discourse online anymore because it’s not sophisticated to induce my own brain damage. If you disagree with something I said you’re gonna have to show up to my house and beat my ass

Travis Kelce sounds like something I would’ve named a gay furby

Bluesky more like bluehairedliberalsky

Goodnight

#Bernie2016

No it is not. Fuck yoy