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Ancient bird @/hmhoek in some other universes
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Have you ever turned on tracing in windows to diagnose a problem and it takes like 45 minutes to boot up while it writes a terabyte of debug logs? It's kind of like that.

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NYT: GOP showcases bizarre new culinary trend Senator from Louisiana eating the bloody heart from a still warm Honduran child's corpse: This criminal here won't trouble you no more, I guar-ohn-tee!

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Me standing up while holding a bong hit

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Might have strings attached. The strings:

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From my neighborhood mailing list

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One of the best ever to do it.

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Why do they all have Torgo legs?

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I'm super stoked that my kids are flying cross country next week now that the FAA is being lit on fire.

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A lot of institutions should have allocated some of that woke DEI funding into "go fuck yourself" programs.

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My 86 year old mom told me she joined bsky today. Hopefully she'll just follow a bunch of msnbc accounts and I can stay safe.

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Hey remember those furnace filters that cost $6 at Home Depot? They're $15 now and only available online. Have a great day!

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They laid off the silent man behind the mirror in the 8th San Francisco floor hotel room where I meet my ladyfriend each week :-(

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Someone go tell Trump that California is releasing the water. (AKA lake Oroville is full and the spillway is active)

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@hotdogsladies.bsky.social just for you bedroomproducersblog.com/2025/02/13/u...

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Musk needs to audit the corrupt LD50 cabal. Their tiny, sinister numbers have done so much damage.

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Stockpile aerosol construction foam. Puncture and deposit in air vents. The rest I leave up to the reader.

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If you are a professional podcaster who recently started emitting frequent close mic'd mouth / swallowing noises, You should Look into nvidia Broadcast software. Its ambient noise suppression is almost beyond belief.

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This is a hilarious aside from the 3rd Hitchhiker's Guide book about how a civilization destroyed itself. Hold on a second, I'm getting an update from my producer...

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The first draft of The Truman Show hit different

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My dad's old 944S2 sat for a while with no battery, now it seems to be missing on one cylinder. The injectors are clicking, which is good. Sadly I forgot my timing light so I can't check the spark without pulling the plugs. Try again tomorrow.

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Blight resistant american chestnut tree may have been found. Sorry for the twitter link but I didn't see it mentioned here and this is huge if true. x.com/p_feif80/sta...

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FSB: If only we could create a convincing broccoli haircut. And yet we fail.

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