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🏳️‍🌈 🩷💜💙 💛🤍💜🖤 Any pronouns Big into horror, comics, and video games. Tell me which Universal Monster you think is the best in bed

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Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane theonion.com/report-...

submitted 4 days ago • 185 comments

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 6 days ago • 72 comments

Searching Superman to see everyone excited about the new movie and blocking all the Snyder weirdos 🥰

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Just thinking about Superman all day

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 15 days ago • 18 comments

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

submitted 16 days ago • 691 comments

white smoke rises. a pope has been chosen this vote

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

“I asked ChatGPT...” well I asked Tom Bombadil and he said "Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!"

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Top 4 Star Wars movies for #StarWarsDay

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

#Letterboxd #lastfourwatched

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Revenge of the Sith is kind of funny in a meta sense now because grown adults look at focus group tested slop and are like “this shit is too political, unlike the movies of my childhood where Darth Vader choked his wife then looked at the camera and directly quoted George W. Bush.”

submitted 23 days ago • 15 comments

George Lucas rules man. Just an absent god fucking about in private while his whole accidental religion wages multiple crusades at once

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

Two coworkers just casually talking about how they started hitting their kids and how "they're so well behaved now" and I hate this fucking place

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The Foot Clan provided an essential third space for these kids to hang out and decrompress and be creative, but Bush I and Clinton destroyed it with budget cuts 😔

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

Just finished a 5K and immediately signed up for another next week because it's Star Wars themed

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing Revenge of the Sith in theaters tonight and am so pumped. Going to bring the same lightsaber I had when I saw it for the first time 20 years ago

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

These guys do remember that the Empire are just Space Nazis, right? They're not really known for being paragons of virtue

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

If you're going to be rude and shittalk your team in chat in a game like Rivals 1. How about don't do that? 2. You better make damn sure you're the best player on your team and not being outperformed

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Saying “the girls are fighting” every time black smoke emerges above the Vatican

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

A very transparent move to try to silence any other victims. And as is the case with Rowling, be very aware that if you financially support the new Sandman show, Good Omens, etc, this is the man who profits.