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Welcome to my profile. If you voted red, fuck you. Pornbots get blocked. "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views." #demilivesmatter
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What detergent does Elon Musk use to wash his clothes? Apart-Tide

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

*Puts on his best Yakov Smirmoff impressions* "In Putin's Russia, accident is intentional."

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📢 PSA: “Gender” has never meant just “biological sex.” The word “gender” goes way back — but not in the way some folks think. Originally, it was a grammar term, used since the 1300s to describe nouns, not people. (Think: masculine/feminine words in French or Spanish.)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I used to say it jokingly, but now I really wonder if the combination to Trump's luggage is "1-2-3-4-5." #spaceballs

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If mental gymnastics was an actual sport, this guy and many others of the MAGA cult would be Olympians. Let's start a collection #MAGAMentalGynastics

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

I bet you that as it becomes more and more obvious that Trump has shit up the economy, you're going to witness more and more right-wing media ramp up the culture wars distraction, ie. trans people in sports, "woke", etc.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Someone tell Elon that a car is supposed to attract women, not signal to them that you'll be the reason any future kids with are going to need therapy.

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submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Nor am I!

submitted 82 days ago • 845 comments

Just remember to remind the yokels that it was Trump who first started the charge to have TikTok banned. You know his supporters are going to start giving him credit it once the ban is lifted.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call pseudo-intellectualism.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Just a reminder that deadnaming only becomes a concern for Muskrat when you insist on calling it "Twitter."

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submitted 102 days ago • 302 comments

Don't lie, people really couldn't initially tell if Las Vegas was an intentional car bomb or a cybertruck just being a cybertruck.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

So in other words the Cybertruck is the land version of the Oceangate submersible. Got it. As long as it exterminates rich idiots I'm all for it then.

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments

Please pass this along, thank you.

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submitted 107 days ago • 712 comments

Now I see it. Meanwhile, Brutalist architecture is when it looks like it was built by orcs.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Word of the day: noel Definition: What happens when you order that alphabet chart from Temu.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

It's clear from the Table of Contents that Matt Gaetz broke laws, obstructed justice, is unethical AF, is unfit to be Attorney General and unworthy of the public's trust This report makes it clear; Gaetz could never qualify for security clearance ethics.house.gov/wp-content/u...

submitted 113 days ago • 42 comments

It's happening. www.woodtv.com/news/muskego...

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Share this. The system needs to be changed. We need to start hitting them in their wallets.

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

I'm inclined to think this is part of fascism where the press is being attacked. www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Given the events of the weekend, I am re-posting what I wrote about the importance of building a new opposition movement. Please read, act and share. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/buil...

submitted 120 days ago • 483 comments