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clouddysfunction.bsky.social
Chronically online programmer (full-stack / person most often flung at the weird new tech) and a historian with a PhD because that makes sense. All views my own and not my employer’s (or anyone else’s)
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Y’know, I really empathize with the duck in the duck walks into a bar joke. Grapes *are* awesome.

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It’s only humiliating if they care.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

So I had a very positive consult for vaginoplasty. But…. 1) do I want this? and 2) aftercare and maintenance sound rough. Doc was nothing but clear just… it’s scary and I’m not sure why I want it. I think I’d feel more valid but I also think that might be transphobic brain worms. Argh.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

I’d like a moment without moderate fear. Just a moment. It hasn’t been a month.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This should be exceedingly obvious, but when Stonewall stays up while references to trans people come down, they will measure the silence of cisgender people as concurrence for whatever they plan next, and it still won't protect you in the end. So please get loud. Our mutual survival depends on it.

submitted 14 days ago • 33 comments

Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment. One of my random lip glosses or tints. AirPods Blotting papers or makeup wipes but never the one I need Some random toy of my kid’s A charge cable — again not the one I need.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Today I have: * been called sir by the postman handing me my mail. I was in a woman’s full length, red nails and a ponytail. * blew my voice appointment because I put it on my calendar wrong. * been pulled on to a call to be scolded for something my boss said. No more.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

I am guessing low.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Pointy finally came!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

It’s an unfair prejudice perhaps but if I see a pfp of a guy with Oakleys and facial hair, I brace for him to be a total chud.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The idea that there should be a public debate about the appropriate medical care for a minuscule population of children remains one of the most absurd lies that these liberal transphobes, NYT edit board included, tell themselves. No there shouldn’t! It’s not an appropriate matter for public debate!

submitted 18 days ago • 50 comments

My fitted sheet is a switch.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

If anyone claims that the current anti-trans panic was caused in any part by trans people advocating for our human rights, that person is lying through their teeth. The religious right lost on marriage equality, and immediately started going after trans people instead. That's what happened.

submitted 21 days ago • 107 comments

Why no, no I will not deadname myself while trying to schedule a consult. No, I don’t care if I may have a previous record. (I did not.)

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

submitted 26 days ago • 98 comments

me bleeding out on a street corner: please help. why are u just standing there. im dying emt with a pride flag pin and 'joy is resistance' patch: wow. thats a little rude and kind of aggressive? youve just lost an ally

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

If something is “very clear,” someone arguing the point doesn’t need to say it. Jesus didn’t weep when he read this, he swore.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If you cannot call it what it is when all in a week: a government removes every mention of a group of people, destroys information about them en masse, bans their discussion in schools, restricts their ability to travel and starts seizing and refusing their official identification, when will you?

submitted 27 days ago • 44 comments

Not okay. Therapy tomorrow thank god but like…. Not sure how much it can do.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This is a moment for John Sheridans. Sadly all we’ve got are Chuck Schumers.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This is a moment for John Sheridans. Sadly all we’ve got are Chuck Schumers.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

- defends myself (in pretty tame fashion) from sexual harassment in a DM - gets a warning from the bsky t&s team - complains about this absurd misapplication of "safety" - gets the post labeled as "rude" unserious webbed site lol

submitted 30 days ago • 58 comments

Just a trans women going to the bathroom at work so people can’t see me tearing up.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Hi all! Many of my friends have migrated here from FB, so letting you know: It's Girl Scout cookie season. If you are interested in ordering from AB, DM me your order or I can send you the link for shipping! Thanks!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments