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No one who works here has ever been to space, but we have watched Mad Max: Fury Road on the big screen without Katy Perry screaming in our ear.

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We'll be screening the uncut Toy Story 2 all week at midnight. For the kids' Saturday afternoon screening, we will be editing out the blowjob scene.

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We're going to be showing Tenet backwards to see if it makes more sense.

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We know everyone likes to get into the movie-viewing experience, but if you happen to find a human ear please don't bring it to our screening of Blue Velvet.

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Our HR department died as they lived: Telling us no.

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Movie Factz: If you listen carefully during the garbage compactor scene in Star Wars Episode IV, you can hear Harrison Ford mutter, "George, I'm going to come to set tomorrow with a real blaster and shoot you in the face nine times."

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Movie Factz: C-3PO did 9/11.

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FedEx lost our print of the Star Wars Holiday Special, so we'll be celebrating May the 4th in early June.

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Who says movie theaters are obsolete? Our Victrola and VHS tapes meet the highest standard of any resale item on eBay.

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For the last time, our snack menu is set. We will not be adding “ribs.”

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We are not showing something called The Ass of JJ. We didn't have enough room on the marquee for The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

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Movies bring us closer together. That said, no sex or heavy petting is allowed in our theater. (Some light petting is okay.)

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This weekend, we'll finally settle the debate about which is the superior Dennis Rodman movie—Double Team or Simon Sez.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Girl are you a film reel? Because you’re wound tight.

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Our projector accidentally spliced some films together so we will be showing 20,000 Leagues of Their Own Under the Sea until further notice.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

For legal reasons, no one employed here has ever read or heard of Stephen King's The Graveyard Shift. But we do request you stay on the ground floor.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Tobey Maguire, sorry to reach out publicly like this, but you’re not responding to our emails. Please check your spam or junk folder.

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We don’t care if you sleep in the theater as long as you buy a ticket.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Due to last night's screening of Secretariat, horseplay will no longer be allowed within 50 feet of Clover Kiss Cinema.

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We forgot to put an expiration date on our coupons for The General’s Daughter that we printed in 1999, and while we legally have to accept them, please keep in mind that we’d like to be able to show movies other than The General’s Daughter.

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We will be closed this Monday for cleaning. Not the theater, just our employees.

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Want to meet Paul Giamatti? So does local Paul Giamatti superfan Winston Jenks. Come meet and listen to a talk by Winston Jenks and see a screening of Big Fat Liar.

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Do you like the movie Phenomenon starring John Travolta? Because lately that’s the only movie we can get to work on the projector.

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Tired: Butter on your popcorn. Wired: Butter on your Junior Mints.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

If you come to the theater for your first date and end up getting married, the staff is automatically invited to your wedding.

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In the event of a fire alarm, please do not make your way to the fire exits. They lead to a tiny back alley with lots of trash. It's more of a fire hazard than rushing out the front doors.

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Yes, we know Carl is stealing your assigned seats, but we’re kind of afraid to talk to him about it. Crowdsourcing suggestions.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Movie Factz: Tom Green, star of Freddy Got Fingered, is a person that people occasionally mentioned twenty years ago.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Sad to report that our copy of Coming to America was deported to El Salvador.

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Jorge lost the key to the theater, so we ask that all patrons currently locked inside pretend they’re in conclave until we find it.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

We won't wait for the FDA to be disbanded before rolling out our cross-bred snack line.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In light of recent inquiries, we've decided to come clean: Even though we don't provide butter for our popcorn, we do provide "buhtter," which we've been assured is safe to touch.

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We celebrate Earth Day every day as all the films we show were filmed right here on planet Earth.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean you can’t believe it’s not butter? WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD???

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In honor of Pope Francis, all local priests can get in free to tonight’s screening of Spotlight.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Despite what you may have heard, our newly-reimagined 4DX experience is not just “some guy with a bucket splashing water around.” That’s my husband Charles.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Introducing our Jodie Foster collectible Contacts. Get two for twice the price!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Now announcing our Truffaut special at the concession stand: 400 Blow Pops. (Must purchase all 400 at once. No refunds.)

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Whoever is wearing a hockey mask to the Friday the 13th marathons, just don't.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

If you eat the gum under your seat you have to pay for it. We are always watching.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Girl, are you a movie theater? Because you're doing an awful lot of projecting.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

We are contractually obligated to play the trailer for The Amateur before every movie through 2027.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Girl, are you a DVD feature? Because you are extra.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Not everyone is as online as you. We had a Blu-Ray giveaway last month and a local resident named Ray has been here at 10 a.m. sharp every day since.

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You know that scene in Jurassic Park where the T-Rex eats the guy sitting on the toilet? That's only happened twice in our restroom.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

We'll send that creepy ghost girl from The Ring to your house if you block us. We're watching. We know.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

We've heard your concerns and our business won't be affected by the tariffs, but we're still raising our prices by 145%.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes we don't show movies. Sometimes you can show up in the afternoon, watch All My Children on the big screen and smoke Pall Malls.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

This weekend’s “Barbenheimer” style Sinners/Minecraft crossover promotion is canceled so Jorge doesn’t get fired (again) for asking everyone if they want a ticket to his Sinmine.

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