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clowncollegegrad.bsky.social
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I love to lay in bed & watch the outdoor boys camp on frozen ocean

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my son has yet to learn the fine art of avoiding being in the door dash delivery verification photo

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shout out to my weather app for informing me of Val Kilmer’s death while also tracking nearby storm cells 🌪️ ⛈️ ✌️

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Today's actions were the final straw: I am removing Donald J. Trump as the sole beneficiary of my last will and testament.

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the list of people you're willing to tolerate decreases greatly after 40

submitted 27 days ago • 34 comments

falling in love at the star party in silver lake

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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

submitted 46 days ago • 93 comments

10mg & fraggle rock live

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I’m not afraid to fight a puppet

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at the time, I had business with AFI

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rembering when dashboard confessional lost his iPod full of demos at warped tour

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classic nepo baby shit

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i need my back blown in

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wondering who got promoted to funniest person in the office when I quit

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it was until it wasn’t

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advocating this for all workspaces “alright team, for today’s icebreaker you’re going to find the worst message in your phone about our boss & make them read it”

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pun intended you brainiac!

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i don’t want to hear a man say anything

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Hiiii, sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet, I'm in a really bad place right now (America)

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Somebody somewhere Needs flowers tonight

submitted 62 days ago • 64 comments

You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too

submitted 62 days ago • 226 comments

my toxic (former) boss whenever I asked a question

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So many people to despise, never enough time

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

so does this help or hurt our current Canada situation

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

jason has Received the greatest polo of all time

submitted 66 days ago • 26 comments

my mixtape just dropped exclusively on geometry dash

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in a hate flow state and i hope it never ends

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I’m not watching my stories I’m listening to my arguments

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