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clownywizard.bsky.social
19 // just a clown of a man // multi fandom // mostly posts crochet and games // bi & πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ // (he/him) caard : https://clownywizard.carrd.co
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my phone auto updated and about gave me a heart attack, telling me i had no service

the baby is fixed now so we are on our way home :)

i’m a clown lover first and anything else second

when mine meow at me i tell them "dont yell at me"

im so tired but i have to wait for my cat to get out of the vet and i cant drive home yet cause the vet isnt even in my town :(

i keep forgetting to post on here but just know. i am always watching

its like my cat knows she had an appointment today and decided to start acting out... girl please i just wanted to sleep

gotta wake up early as fuck tomorrow to take my cat to the vet 🫑 this is gonna suck lmao i hate being up early

anytime i find a song/show/ect that i like i have to watch every react video i can find on youtube 😭😭

going out with friends :) β™‘

have i ever mentioned how much i FUCKINF HATE JUNIMO KART #stardewvalley

shaved my legs for the first time in like, 8 months, omg its so smooth 😌

progress update : i think i forgot to post last time i added some? but now im up to row 31/152 :) #crochet 🧢

finally got motivation to work on this tapestry again πŸ™πŸ™ #crochet

Saw a post on twt and decided to make a pattern for a (future) tapestry🧢 #crochet #tapestry #gravityfalls #billcypher

i love modding stardew 🫢🫢 #stardewvalley

my hair is getting so long but the front looks so short so it constantly trips me out

Idk, i think i might like this game just a lil bit

woke up with the most GOD AWFUL headache this morning :( hope everyone else's day is going better than mine

i slammed the shit outta my head right on a shelf corner and now i have a goose egg on my hairline and its so annoying ☹️☹️☹️

RAHHHHH SICK CARD

Happy valentine's day besties 🫢🫢 hope everyone has a good day

my mom accidentally tried to scare me while i was holding my cat and she ended up tearing up my arm 😭😭 im bleeding in like 4 spots

just found out my sister is going to be having a girl πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί im gonna have my first ever niece 🩷🩷🩷

RAHHHH MY MOM GOT ME CHOCOLATE πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ I LOVE HER

okay so i finished the new project.... #crochet 🧢

okay so.... i started a new project... #crochet 🧢

so, i completely frogged my pattern im making because i didnt like it and now i restarted like 4 days worth of work and then didnt pick up the project for like 2 weeks? but im back now πŸ™ (i think?) so expect more updates :) 🫢 #crochet

im so bad at counting, stitch markers save me (ft. my cat)

god i love tea. i cant believe i spent so many years refusing to try it and drinking coffee instead πŸ˜”πŸ˜” my stomach is so much happier now πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

i need more people to talk to :( my irl friends are usually busy cause theyre doing life stuff and i get bored πŸ’”

yoooo we just hit 60 followers!! love ya'll ΛšΚšβ™‘ΙžΛš

noooooo 😭 i made it to the top of the volcano in stardew RIGHT as it hit 2:00 am πŸ’€πŸ’€ crying

i need something new for my lockscreen/homescreen but im picky and idk what i want

just hit year 3 on my modded stardew save πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

someone needs to take away mods from me, everytime i go to open stardew, i collect more and more mods

6 hours later, and boom, new crochet tapestry ( ΛΆΛ†α—œΛ†Λ΅ ) 🧢 #crochet #tapestry

reposting this crochet shirt from last month cause im still so proud of it 🧢 #crochet #crochetshirt

its so funny how different me and my bestie are sometimes, like wdym i fucking LOVE tomatoes and then this bitch is allergic to them 😭😭😭