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He/him/it/doesn’t/want/green/tea I like cheesecake! :3
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Hey do you guys like Beat means? Beant means? Meat means? Bean meats? Beat meat? Beans means? … Dead flesh and brown peas.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

HELP. I HEARD A SOUND IN MY COFFEE AND TRY TO SHOW IT TO MY DAD WHAT I MEANT BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SPILT IN HIS EAR IT SO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Look at this cool bird! Okay keep scrolling now

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Has anyone actually ever played “Buck Bumble” Ever? Get 10000 people in a room and not one has played Buck Bumble

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

I just did some comical shit. I asked chatGPT where my laptop case could be. Had it load forever. Thought “I could find it the amount it’s taking to load” And then I found it

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Do any ever wake and see that it might rain, get excited set up a drink and get cozy. And then it actually rains and you don’t really feel that cozy

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

You ever sit at the dinner table. Everyone’s talking You take you drink then boom You think of the most random epic battle known to man And then someone asks you something and your like “huh”

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

EUGHH LE’MER WAII! My tea wast falsely advertised! This is not green! My spirit so damp

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments