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Hello Denver

One sip of pickle juice would fix me right now. Perhaps make me too powerful, even

Learning in the Courage the Cowardly Dog FB group

Just met the band Sister Wife Sex Strike at a gas station in Nebraska while their van pulled up next to our band’s van

Clive, Iowa 😍

Hotel room bathroom smells like weed and ozium

Beautiful world

Me choosing to post on Bluesky, rather Twitter, the more common medium of discourse, is much like Cicero choosing to write in Latin, as opposed to Greek.

Des Moines here I come

I’m busy influencing the natural order of existence

Universe is amazing place to explore

When you arent drinking alcohol but still go to the late night hangs

Ha! My bodiless soul could never be punished. If it survives after my body perishes, it will simply reunite with the divine substance of which it is composed.

I love to stir in the contents of the spice sac, cover, reduce heat to low, simmer until all water is absorbed, and fluff lightly before serving

Just did a bunch of DEI woke bullshit with stolen tax dollars

My band is playing music in Denver in one week ❤️

You already know

There is so much you can do with a wet rag. But even more can be done if you have both a wet rag and a dry rag. Endless opportunities

Never underestimate the power of a good bucket

Chillen out in the hotel parking lot

Pine needles. Spruce needles. Heroin needles. Fir needles. Who am I to rank God’s creations from best to worst?

Girlfriend packed me lunch for work. She deserves to be loved and cherished for eternity

A new post caused a ripple effect in reality

So judgmental like she isnt the one with the god damn stuffed chicken toy

My Hallmark debut is finally here

Now that I haven’t been drinking, smoking, or anything i sometimes like to sneak out for a late night cookie or ice cream run to feel naughty

They call em deftones cause those are def sick guitar tones

Try this sometime. I put it on tacos

New personal best for the mile! 5:39 mile 🎉

Putting “No whining” signs at the dog food bowl, the door, where i keep the dog leash, the treat box, the toy box, the couch, the window, etc

To be a crow cawing with a buddy from atop a birch tree during morning golden hour

I love a hip chord

The Moon really is Earth’s little bitch huh

A Zillennial will see this and think “The world is fertile with opportunity” when in reality this is an image of oppression. Kudzu is an invasive plant that smothers native species. Fast food smothers economic opportunity of smaller businesses with local food. This is BAD. Don’t glorify it!!

This animal will now be known as America Goose, per The White House

Breakfast Sandwiches. Coffee. Antiques. Ice Cream. Maple Syrup