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21 | She/Her | Sigma Female | Based and Epicpilled | Woke | One of Them Queers | Be Gay, Do Crime
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One of my main irl friends just dumped me. Not feeling great currently. 🫠

Just bombed a quiz! 🥳

In none of the endings of the game Cyberpunk 2077 is Night City actively burning down, so why did Johnny Silverhand say this in the game’s reveal trailer? Is he stupid?

Wake up, samurai. We’ve got a city to burn. *chainsaw orchestra plays*

You can’t spell “Obliviate” without “Bolivia”. Checkmate, Jonklin Kween Rowling.

My mortal enemy is at the space where I feel safe, which is where my friends and I hang out.

Me when I think (I am)

Apparently I grind my teeth really hard in my sleep. So, I guess that’s probably the explanation for my bad tooth enamel, then.

Today I woke up and my wrists inexplicably hurt.

This dance is kinda mid there’s not even any chappel roan playing or molly being passed out at the entrance

Dance fit! Cardigan or no cardigan?

Finally done with homework for today and now it’s time to start the 6-hour autistic hedgehog movie marathon.

Ughhhhhhh Valentine’s Day

Look at this ugly little shit I burned myself making it

I just got first degree burns from hot glue dripping onto my hand

I willed myself to eat breakfast this morning. It’s the small victories that matter, sometimes.

He’s so kitty

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I love the Severance community

What the fuck they actually did it

Jobu Tapaki was such a vibe, actually.

This depression is getting horrible, I need these meds to kick the FUCK in already.

I wish getting stupid high made me not feel depressed

I just said “thank you” to Siri and she ACTUALLY replied with “you’re welcome.” Technology has gone too far, chat.

The two cats are getting accustomed to one another

Just took my first dose of Citalopram. Hopefully I start feeling better soon. 🤞

Got some SSRIs prescribed today. Hopefully they will work for me.

I just made a unique noise today. I don’t remember how exactly it sounds or how it happened but hey at least I also don’t know how to replicate it.

Today I woke up to a stomachflu scare. Let’s hope it just stays as a scare so I can FUCKING EAT AT SOME POINT TODAY!!!

Me when I remember

Me when a gif uploads as an image: 😞

Wtf how’s it already February

Wtf how’s it already almost February

Meh meh meh!

Man, I feel like hot garbage. Not only do I have normal flu symptoms, but this morning, I have continually irritated and leaking eyes.

Hurricane katrina more like free shavacadu

Shit sucks these days, chat

I’m going on SSRIs

I’m considering going on SSRIs.

Guys… why was a Dora the Explorer movie made in 2019? The franchise hadn’t even been relevant for like a decade before the movie came out.

Ordering DoorDash at 9:30 PM because I require SNACKS.

Look at this fat fuck(shirt scribbled over because I don’t wanna doxx myself with the school logo)