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Gonna be disappointed if Poker Face transitions to just being a show about New York

I don't want my precious children exposed to godless javascript or the heathen node.js ecosystem

Do love hitting refresh over and over again to learn what my rights are

girl are you a 96% chance to hit in an XCOM game because i miss you so much

Gang of teens on ebikes just rode by - taking over the entire road, popping wheelies, and firing bottle rockets and roman candles into the air Hell yeah

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

brilliant

Fun day to be a joe posted in one of those remote bases in Iraq or Syria with your ass hanging in the wind today

I sure dropping a few bombs on the places that Iran has had 10 years to prepare to get bombed will solve everything

I don’t know why I even considered anything other than the stupidest and worst outcome

Well, I, for one, am glad that unlike in all previous wars of choice this time, we finally have a clear end goal, an exit strategy and meaningful Congressional oversight to make sure our elected leaders don't do some crazy shit

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

Podcast app that auto-skips all the parasocial segments Look, it's great that you had a baby - but I just want to hear about how Under Siege is really just a reverse Hunt for the Red October

AI Agent that automatically disables all new annoying, distracting, or unnecessary, new "features"

It’s so bad now. I only ever go over there to do my online banking.

really hoping this just means they're airing the episode of felicity where she cuts her hair

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

The gay bar next to the Pentagon is empty... we're definitely bombing Iran tonight

Everything about this - the song, the obvious lack of rehearsal, everyone just wearing regular duty uniforms - smacks of malicious compliance

“Special thanks to our sponsor: Coinbase”

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

Ha this is literally my old unit. Average National Guard deployment tbh

lmao when I was in the CA Guard half my unit were the sons of people who came here illegally

It’s time for the New York Times to abandon their failing journalism business and launch a dedicated console for their games

Trump needs to use his emergency wartime powers (that the Supreme Court said he can use right now) to nationalize SpaceX immediately

The new head of the Council of Elders

One of the worst parts of this whole ongoing ~thing~ has been watching the very few members of our media-political-intellectual-economic-etc elite who do actually care about the collapse of the constitutional order discover how few of their colleagues agree with them.

OK there is too much news

The whole DOGE fiasco is basically Chesterton's Fence on steroids. "I don't understand why things are set up this way, and since my 42069 IQ instantly comprehends all things, this can only mean the people who set it up that way were knaves and fools. Tear it down!"

Zero sympathy for office boomers who have refused to learn a simple technology widely available since they were in their 30's