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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

DIDN'T TAKE LONG. This is what you call "committing to the bit."

Do you guys ever think about how there’s no credible mediator between India and Pakistan in the absence of US hegemony?

"People might be exposed to crypto whether or not they realize it." — Lee Reiners (@duke-university.bsky.social). Tonight @spaikin.bsky.social speaks with @rwpusa.bsky.social (@umnlawschool.bsky.social), @ipprofevans.bsky.social & @molly.wiki about why you should pay attention to cryptocurrencies.

AI pilot, or guy-who-has-been-kicked-off-all-major-dating-apps pilot?

Bribery is so legal that motherfuckers are putting out press releases on their bribes:

among the things i would do if i were king of america is outlaw MLMs

Oh he's gonna go CRAZY crazy

Ok, but does the dragon lawyer spike his hair to look more like his fursona? Yes, yes he does

Here's an actual post in the Temu subreddit from two hours ago. Remember how some people googled "did Biden drop out" before the election? Well, those people are finding out about tariffs now.

You gotta admire his commitment to the bit

Andor finally got me to break down and turn on subtitles Barely audible conspirator party whispering: vel sartha told me that kleya marki diverted the clandor shipment from blendacu to markeeza... GIANT FUCKING TIE FIGHTER LAZER BLASTS

In Dwarf Fortress terms this is a federal judge entering a Strange Mood

My "We are not on the ragged edge of death" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Celebrating the return of our Lord and Saviour on this day

As many others said, he could've been a stone cold sober family man with no tattoos and still been the worst Secretary of Defense since John Floyd moved US army munitions to the South ahead of the Civil War

🎵 life is like a hurricane / here in duckburg / flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes / those are duck slurs 🎶

The kids who grew up with Yo Gabba Gabba are now old enough to go to Coachella www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfi...

flashback to how americans acted the last time federal agents started kidnapping their neighbors

Heartbreaking: The Worst Institution You Know Just Made A Great Point

installed Signal

there's so many layers of fraud and abuse in this story that "someone might have been trying to log into the NLRB's systems with a valid Doge username and password from russia" doesn't even make it into the first 5,000 words

Every guy I know who joined ICE / Border Patrol was a guy who was rejected by a police academy Usually multiple times

The people who architected the financial and constitutional collapse of this country, for no reason than to torture immigrants on camera for likes and shares, should pay the penalty for their treason

I say this as a historian — history will remember you utterly failing to meet the challenge of this moment. At the rate you’re going, “Schumer” is going to end up somewhere between “Chamberlain” or “Quisling”

The poor intern who posts these has to know what's coming, right?

Bought a macbook today because I don't know if they'll cost $5000 next week This is all so fucking stupid

my humble opinion is that if your job is to manage risk and make big decisions about markets and you screw up your judgement this badly you should be disqualified from ever managing money and also shunned completely from speaking on the subject in public again

Business Plot 2

I've never seen a dog in a Cybertruck

Do you think that Mark Zuckerberg — a millennial who definitely grew up with DuckTales — feels bad about the fact that the series created an entire character whose sole purpose is to rip on him for being a dumb thief with no original ideas?

FIVE... TRILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!

lmao on CNBC talking about United Healthcare stock: “I hate to shoot you…but I need the cash!

This might do it for real