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cmac3500.bsky.social
He/him. Games: video, tabletop, board, card... any and all. Raising a dog and a cat while trying to stay immature forever. Tell me a good Dad Joke!
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submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

How much space should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as they need!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Contribution from a co-worker: How do you make a watered mour bouncy? Add spring water!

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

@dicecompany.bsky.social IYKYK...

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Neither one has any skin in the game.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Murphy's Law- Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law- Shredded cabbage, carrots, and a light creamy vinegarette sauce.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Un-solicited product promotion. I've made popcorn on the stove for years. Recently, I bought some microwave pouches that tasted like crap and left a waxy after taste. I found this product to make regular popcorn in the microwave without the after-taste. It works amazing!

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

You can never get just one tickle from an octopus because they have ten-tickles.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Cows are the best farm animals. They are all outstanding in their field.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Secrets are never safe on a farm. All the corn have ears.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

In case you needed this.

submitted 94 days ago • 2295 comments

I like puns. I especially like puns that no one else laughs at. It's not my fault that they are laugh-tose intolerant.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

It's been over a week since I've seen sunlight and maybe another 2 weeks until there's a break in the perma-cloud. Seasonal blues are starting in earnest. I find having something to do helps keep my mind off it and small accomplishment or victories can give me the serotonin boost I need.

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Check out the Alt Text if you need help with this one.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Going through a trip down memory lane. It's amazing how one simple song can unlock lost memories. I havent thought of this in decades, but I can now distinctly remember playing this record at 3 or 4 years old. youtu.be/Va8Uz6MoKLg?...

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know sandals were invented by a Frenchman? Phillipe Phillopp.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Can confirm. If you just want to lurk, that's cool too. If you engage though, you are very likely to be engaging with the DM and PCs in casual conversation on anything from books to food to pets. You might just have a suggestion or comment that generates a game idea.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments