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Philly-Fishtown Pencil Pusher. Raiders fan (don't judge), so screw your birds, but I share in Cowboy hatred.
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Michelle Trachtenberg, Gene Hackman and now Leon the Lobster? Also Howie the crab. My algorithm is weird, but apparently full of death of late.

I’m going to drive my Camry into a bleach factory

Child is participating in her first remote class today. Kindergarten doing this is pretty much exactly like how people who never did vid calls learning it in 2020. Lots of "oooh, look its that person is on camera" while not on mute.

I more or less reproduced my twitter newsfeed here, but I'm fast realizing that I need to take off the national news people I used to follow to maintain my sanity for at least the next 4 years.

SPLC deliberately gutted its Hatewatch imprint. They have no full time investigative reporters working in the intelligence project, which covers the radical right. They moved the editor of Hatewatch into the comms department. Spend your money elsewhere during Trump II.

It's going to be an incredible few months of the New York Post doing stories about Manhattan Men Victimized By Congestion Pricing and then it instantly being revealed that the person interviewed is a billionaire because they invented "convenience fees" or hold the patent for Sinus Headaches.

They never tell you how much of fatherhood is just breaking down cardboard boxes

American multiculturalism at its finest. Merry Christmas Eve to all who celebrate!

To be fair, "Brick" is just a nickname like "Woody." Not to be fair, imagine working somewhere, where you have to take orders from a nepobaby that is interpreting blogs, tweets and video game ratings as valid data. Lol, Jets.

With only two weeks left in the year, Philly is on track to have its lowest number of homicides in a DECADE, and its third-best year since 2007. Down 37% since last year, down FIFTY PERCENT since 2022. The entire Covid spike, absolutely wiped out. And the coverage? Basically crickets.

One day, someone will leak that the NFL has a central system, besides just time schedule, to align all the broadcast games’ commercial breaks

Thiel here is trying hard not to say killing your perceived enemies is always good idea, because he's also a rich guy. I guess that settles this matter for me, because to be a good person, you have to maintain the philosophy of being opposite of whatever Peter Thiel believes.

So the shooter worked on Civ 6. I really wanted to like the guy, but I really hated Civ 6.

Guy shows up in local subreddit, asks for "artist who can paint a penis on magic card" couple weeks later, update: www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...

yes, next question.

I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.

Are there any more major pop culture vampires that need to be on What we do in the Shadows before that show ends?

www.msn.com/en-us/news/w... Can't wait for $2000 iPhones!

Frying Turkeys was a thing 20 years ago, and here we are now, it is still a thing for some people. Yes it is good, so if you want to risk your home and personal injury to prepare it for me, I will ultimately accept it, but I will definitely laugh at your misfortune if something goes wrong.

Don't know how Transformers One got made, considering the themes and the adult content, but it is really good. Also, really good: they maintained the correct view that Megatron was probably right, but his methods aren't the best, and Optimus Prime is a shit leader, but just really good at fighting.

If what is rumored is true, and Shapiro is working a deal to have permanent funding for SEPTA tied to slot machines... SEPTA should be renamed SSEPTA, extra S for Shapiro. Yes, it would definitely be South Shapiro East Pennsylvania Transportation Authority. Don't be stupid.

Daily Leopards Ate My Face post. Although Scott and Cameron are different from the others, I'm sure they'll derive even more pain since super unqualified white people will definitely give them marching orders soon.

Also key in the premise: apparently nobody else has AI, knows AI, and couldn't spot AI product a mile away.

Feed me more of this shit. All these assholes heard his words, saw his past actions, read his future plans, all of which pointed at their faces getting eaten...and decided that when he (or his proxy) told them directly their faces weren't getting eaten, that was trustworthy, and not the evidence.

Feed me more of this shit. All these assholes heard his words, saw his past actions, read his future plans, all of which pointed at their faces getting eaten...and decided that when he (or his proxy) told them directly their faces weren't getting eaten, that was trustworthy, and not the evidence.

Rooting for Colorado, not so much as a fan of Deion Sanders' coaching, which I don't like or think is good coaching, but amount of hate from CFB traditionalists towards him, but don't realize all their hemming and hawing about NIL lead the system to reform in a way that Sanders is going to succeed.

i love philly

Was at a bar watching ESPN sporadically. An ad popped up, saying Bob Casey needs to concede. They do know that, there's zero downside for Casey to not-concede, and they're just flushing money down the drain, right?

Oh shit, this is real. Fuck yes.