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If Musk doesn't overdose on ketamine before the year is over, I'll be surprised and upset

Bouncing on it to the beat of that techno song from Jellyfish Jam

If you do not love Willow Nightingale, you will die and go to Hell

Sub-Zero in Fortnite #EpicCreator

The face of a man guilty of pooping on the couch

SAY DRAKE...

Evil thoughts and Evil prayers to you

If you don't pretend to use the Force to open automatic doors, are you really living life?

SEVEN THOUSAND

This happening less than thirty minutes after leaving the Super Bowl is very funny to me.

This is a screenshot from a WCW game.

Pigeon witch would like a word with u

I can't kill myself because I need to outlive everyone I hate

If you ever need a pick-me-up, just imagine Jigsaw saying "peepee poopoo"

All-timer episode, right here

Someone dropped their cup of cum in the parking lot

I've been seeing so much Mai Shiranui fanart as of late, and yet I feel like I haven't seen enough I feel like @jenbeeiye.bsky.social would agree with me

Old Gator jig

No beating around the bush, I hope someone kills Musk

same methods, different era

I need that motherfucker to die painfully and die soon

Mami Dreamer

I really wonder if Bluesky has a 300 character post limit just because the handles take up so much space They really need to work on shortening those down

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

The next 4 years is going to consist of me continually fantasizing about beating a bunch of pieces of shit to death with a chair

I used to be terrified of this thing when I was a little kid, now he's hanging above my door

Banana pudding tonight!

Big Show as Big the Cat for Sonic 4 or 5, book it Paramount

gonna rock down to penis avenue, and now we're sucking weiner

If the world itself doesn't kill me by then, I don't see myself lasting more than another decade or so because I'm just so fucking stressed and angry and exhausted with everything

I thought of this earlier today

I hate guns, but I can't pretend I don't find revolvers sick as fuck

Nah do not let up on this Elon seig heil thing. It should absolutely be a big fucking deal that the richest man on the planet threw a fucking Nazi salute from a presidential podium during inauguration

I honestly hope someone pulls a Luigi on Musk first tbh

Big Mouth Billy Bass wearing a hat that says "Fish Want Me, Women Fear Me"

I made this earlier