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I can’t promise you that you won’t get knocked down in life, that there won’t be times when it’s not fair. But I can promise you, if you’ll get back up again, your dick will give you beauty for the ashes. It will pay you back for the wrongs.

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they put in the newspaper that he got bitches

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“ let’s not get it twisted we’re in this mess because of white people……….We shit the bed and we need to clean it up.” Damn. No lies detected.

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OWNED is out today. The result of years of research into tech, media, the right, it traces how billionaires like Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and Marc Andreessen have used their wealth to influence the media to their ends. I hope you check it out

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The Mississippi Free Press is proud to announce the hire of Roger Amos, a member of the Mississippi Band of Choctaw Indians, as our seventh reporter and 13th member of our editorial team.

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If you walk around in a hat or shirt that voices your opinion on pedophiles it’s pretty safe to assume you’re projecting and probably have a close family member that could put you in prison hats say “Pedophile lives don’t matter”

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Hey, I know how hard you're working to do everything. I know you're tired and overwhelmed, and every week feels like you're stuck on the hamster wheel. I see how hard you're trying to maintain integrity, and be a good friend and family member. Things won't be like this forever. I'm so proud of you.

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One of the threads of all time

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Leo: Finally, Mercury has turned direct. Time to spend your paycheck on the lottery, buy a timeshare or confess your feelings to your high school crush.

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NAACP lists companies that dump DEI in its tactical spending guide for Black Americans

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This sounds like fun and you should help Randi out.

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just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of instyle magazine: thread

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I'm dying. Ive lost 50 lbs in 3 mos. I have an excruciating abscess & Im about to be gentrified out of my home. Folks talk a big game about supporting trans folks, fighting fascism, community, & we protect us, but time & time again I see trans folks completely ignored when we ask help. HELP ME!?

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Please help.

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In case y’all haven’t figured it out yet, we have to make ourselves laugh.

submitted 9 days ago • 16 comments

It might be a problem that the app i use to relax with jokes is also the depressing news firehose

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Listened to Zitron’s Better Offline on Sports Gambling this morning while doing chores. I’m the child of a gambler who ruined us several times. And he did it mostly with scratchers and what came before Powerball in AZ. And with online sports betting? This is going to be so much worse for children.

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The face of a sadboi who did not get his Chewy order today.

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