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I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750). To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.

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You know, I've never seen Jerry from Ben and Jerry's and Jerry from Tom and Jerry in a room together...

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The internet is like, a pretty large place, right? So how the hell do I keep getting jump scared by people I know every time I join a new discord server?

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Damn I am so tragically funny, and so unappreciated

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I think I have a new favorite metaphor for living with ADHD, which is that it's like just living with somebody constantly talking into your ear about random shit while you're trying to do something

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In case you've ever wondered, "hey El, do you like causing problems on propose?" I have three words for you: "drunk* computer programming**" *very mildly tipsy **setting up a raspberry pi

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Intrusive thought of the day: Eat the d20

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I'm looking at an old (17th century-ish) world map, and it just occurred to me that one way to find out that the earth is round would be to basically travel a path that makes a large enough triangle and go "huh, that leg of the trip was shorter than it is on the map"

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Have you ever just sat or laid down in an empty bathtub? 10/10 would recommend

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You know that whole problem with soulmates where you inevitably end up asking questions like "but what if my soulmate lives on the other side of the planet?" I think that's the real magic of the internet

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1. This contains some intricate handiwork. 2. What the fuck did I just watch youtu.be/VGhcSupkNs8

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I just found out my roommate ate the soup I was saving for lunch today right before I went to class where we talked about the anthropology of food for the next hour...... 👎

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6yo nephew’s new favourite joke. What do we want? RACING CAR NOISES! When do we want them? NEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW

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As a queer person raised by non-conservative Catholics, I genuinely do believe that the official doctrine of the Catholic Church is WAY less shitty than people using it to justify their bullshit say it is

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My biggest flex used to be that I can spell "necessary" from memory, but I just wrote "onomatopoeia" without spell check and I think I've peaked

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I am but a simple woman: you show me a queer science communicator, and I'll show you a big doofy grin

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I guess I'm now the kind of person who sees something funky on Wikipedia and just fixes it 😎

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Morning people have too much power in this world

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