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cmf111.bsky.social

I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts. 🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶 yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e

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No more sidewalks, it’s time to hit the streets.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

just give me 2 minutes w kristi noem without her goons. i just wanna talk

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Gary put away the hockey mask and Chicago cutlery and went to bed.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

A short while later, Gary realized he wasn’t in a Disney musical; he just had too much tequila.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Woke up way too fucking early for a Saturday.

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

“Not everything I say makes sense” he grossly understated.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Surprised more people haven’t impersonated police officers now that all you need is to be a white guy in a crappy face mask who says “I’m the police”

submitted 12 hours ago • 62 comments

fusing two roles one actor has played: thread

submitted 30 days ago • 74 comments

who up not fucking

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

you’re like a long, slow spell I want to be cursed with

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

trying to convince myself otherwise, but actually feeling pretty salty that my cats only seem to like me for my opposable thumbs

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Brings my emotional support rubber dildo to the riot.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Getting older and having fun in slow mo.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Phil Collins would know what to sing in this situation.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

The void is people.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

I can see it on your forehead that you care too much about the stupid shit.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I long for the days when life was totally tubular.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

In need of noise to silence my mind.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

hiding from these feelings like a small child in a clothing rack

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

be the reason people run and scream

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

I need to go stand in the woods

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Boss: I have a job for you Me: no shit, that's why I'm here

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

Alexa, how do I monetize telling people to go fuck themselves?

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

I just want someone to look at me like I look at bubble wrap

submitted 183 days ago • 3 comments

The aol chat room has been a little slow lately.

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

Thought about upping the life insurance policy but she doesn't need any motivation.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Guys only want one thing and it’s sexy hourglass pasta

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

girl, are you a social cue because i can’t pick you up

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Time to put on my bullshit-proof vest.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

who cares if it’s butter as long as it makes a good substitute for love

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Me, entering another online food debate

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

What the fuck is happening

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

someone post a terrible take, i want to cancel someone today

submitted 1 day ago • 123 comments

Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit

submitted 46 days ago • 30 comments

It's normal to start the day with a nice warm mug of maple syrup, right?

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

it works better when you sing it out loud

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Can’t right now, trying to deal with the fact that about 50 people with instant access to power and money could stop all of this cruelty virtually overnight if they wanted to.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Still don’t understand how anyone can oppose these thumbs when all they do is type love and laughter to the world

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Drink the koolaid and die together in a cuddle puddle Are we doing this

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

i do not love this for us tbh

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My favorite part of Dumb and Dumber is when... Oops that's my wedding video.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I waxed poetically for this?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Give me a drink and your lap and let the world melt away

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It's like the universe is making it painfully obvious for me to make the choice to return to my life as a sea hag

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

sorry, i can’t try any new things until the old things stop making me sick

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

This military parade could’ve been a Signal chat

submitted 14 hours ago • 17 comments

[dawn] reverse somersault pike into pool of despair

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments