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Movies, video games, football, training student-athletes, & my kids. Not always in that order.
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I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?

Has there ever been a movie character MORE deserving of a spin off / sequel?

If you didn't kick off your Valentine's celebration by watching 'Pig' with Nicholas Cage, we can't be friends.

#merica

The parents buying single arm and leg sleeves for their kid that can't even dribble need to have their heads examined.

I'm at practice and / or the weight room.

Earn your downtime, then take advantage of it.

Hollywood exec: "If only we could mash up Sicario, Chicago, AND Mrs Doubtfire." Rando French Director: "I got you. It's called Emilia Perez."

So here's what's cool about my job: Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

What's it like raising a teenager? "Hey, I'm going to Five Guys. You want your usual?" "Yeah. Can I also get a banana shake?" "If you want a shake you have to come with me." "OK no shake." #DadLyfe

all i’m saying is that if i had to change in a phone booth my underwear might end up outside my pants as well

He's coming to Kingdom Hearts

I'm more organized in Stardew Valley than I am in real life

in case you need to hear this this holiday season: being introduced to your partner’s family for the first time without them warning you that they’re a charades after dinner family is absolutely reasonable grounds for a break up

Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!

A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple kettles of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of croissants, then you will have accomplished more than enough.

I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days