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coachgia.bsky.social
🔥 Burnout and Life Coach 🔥 AuDHD 🐶 Dog-Mum
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Genie: *transforms me into a turtle* oh wait, did you say eternal life? Me: *from inside shell* yeah no this is better

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Always question how reliable the narrator is.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

In times like this it’s good to do little things for your mental health. Go for a walk. Yell into the abyss. Eat a cupcake. Do your little turn. On. The. Catwalk. Yeah, shake your little tush on the catwalk.

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

Last night, I spent 4 hours figuring out my car key was fried. Got home at 2:30am in a tow truck, woke up ALL the neighbours and now I feel like I was hit by said truck. TGIF Bay Bee! 🥴

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, looks like another chocolate cake tripped and fell into my mouth.

submitted 35 days ago • 34 comments

The best way to build self-trust? Stop ghosting your own plans. Ghost someone else's plans instead. 😂

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

As a burnout coach, I walk in like, "Let me guess – you’re surviving on caffeine, denial, detachment and a playlist called It’s Fine, I’m Fine, We're all just...Fine."😂🤣😂

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else worry 2025 is gonna be like 2020? We all had such high hopes for 2020 and then BLAM! It turned into a Batman comic gone horribly, horribly wrong. KAPOW! 👊🏻💫 At least The Joker had an epic run...🤔

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Trusting yourself is risky. But trusting Google Maps is even riskier.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Oh now I get it! Trump had to make his own money cos he knew his face would never make it onto American money. Never, ever, ever. Now that's an ego. 😲🤯

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Trump’s first move as president-elect? Launching meme coins to fund his golf trips with Musky. Because why solve America’s problems when you can make money off of them 💸😥💸

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Trump launching $TRUMP coin is perfect. A scammy coin from the man who perfected the art of bankruptcy.💸

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Trump launching $TRUMP coin? Finally, a currency as volatile as his moods and as valuable as his steak business. Perfect for trading your last shred of hope. 😔

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Panic attack: my nervous system isn’t overreacting, it’s just seriously committed to keeping my crazy ass alive 🤪

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Ok #booksky, let’s talk. 👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books. 👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!

submitted 39 days ago • 901 comments

I’ve officially entered my unhinged era. This is gonna be fun for us all.

submitted 39 days ago • 14 comments

In the next life, I'm getting my own damn planet. This whole sharing-thing is bullshit!

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

AMERICA: 323 School shootings in 2024 Also America: let’s ban TikTok

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.

submitted 39 days ago • 16 comments

Fatigue isn’t a mood but it definitely feels like it on a Monday.🥱

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

TikTok was banned for less than 1 whole day (oh, the horror)! As an outsider, I see this as a publicity stunt to raise Trump's PR. Or is that just me? 🤔🙄🤔

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Your nervous system called; it wants a spa day. Or for you to quit your job. 😒

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Love and connection: because talking to your plants can only get you so far.🌱

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments