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Merry Christmas from Apple News 😭

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don’t show me the carfax, just fax me the car

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nice little nap you got there. would be a shame if something happened to it -neighbor with new weedwhacker

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“who the hell is this? what the fuck is THAT? I feel unsafe” me after accidentally swiping to the Discover tab

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Warning: if you reskeet a bad skeet you’re getting unskeetered

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

gonna have to get some cleavage in my skeetvatar

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

“to the window,” she whispers to herself, clicking the blue butterfly. “to the wall.”

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Is or isn’t? That is the question. Present-tense Shakespeare

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Homegoods: the TJ Maxx for olive oils

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