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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

Shot at the bottom 6 days ago. Chaser on top 6 hours ago

Dream home

Travis Kelce totally Ted Cruzed himself yesterday. Bro, the president publicly shit on your girlfriend and you just took it and praised his presence at the game? I hope for her sake she dumps his ass and writes a hit sing about it.

Oh, babe, the dicks you will see.

Ok, then.

@justinthebuff.bsky.social we need to do DenLA together

In the third quarter now. What, who is winning? Cannot tell. #superbowl.

Watching Inspiration for Taylor swift’s next breakup, live. You? #superbowl

LMAO Taylor Swift is losing so badly

In America, we call this a bar.

Gimme your top 3-5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don't think too hard, we know it's your top picks for today and that might change: just go! - Vogue - Like a prayer - Deeper and Deeper - What it feels like for a girl - Jump

Car broke down and am on the side of the road waiting for AAA. The most beautiful, fit, 40 something year old stopped and insisted on helping me in every way possible. #California Until I let him go. You can’t be handsome, articulate, AND nice. Pick ONE threat!

Amy Schumer is fapping at the moment.

A MAN

Gone with the wind (1939)

The helicopter and plane crash. There’s no way this was an accident.

It’s like Final Destination. They got out but go right back in …. Or just die.

He has the chance to call him out on this type of nonsense. Is everyone just caving in?

He says this while he does exactly that. We understand you’re a CNN employee and don’t exactly have free will at a private organization. But come on!

I love 🇺🇸 muricuh

2025 Best Picture Oscar nominees as 30 Rock screenshots 1. WICKED

For all you Emilia Perez apologists. Read this.

Justice for Challengers. #Oscars

I want Conclave and Emilia Perez to win everything because just those two films have the capacity to piss off literally every demographic in the world and that’s ART! #oscars

Congratulations to the academy for nominating some of the worst films of 2024 in all categories. And congratulations to Netflix on your very successful bribery and marketing campaigns. WTF. #Oscars2025 #Oscars

The perfect sexual experience DOES exist.

Hitler 2025 #Trump #Hitler #MAGA

Melania at the inauguration.

Conclave is winning best film at the Oscars isn’t it?

Ok, then