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He/Him. Nebraskan. College football fan. Tabletop Nerd. Painfully average.
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Go Vols

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Escaping from the free CE conference luncheon to spend the next two hours at the hotel bar because I'm a broken man who will spend $40 on lunch to avoid talking to other people in my profession.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Please, can I have just one degree?

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Ah fuck I finally saw my first cyber truck in the wild and of course it was parked at the Limitless male clinic.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

"[Eldest] had a bit of a rough time following directions today." Motherfucker you let a bunch of 6-8 year olds watch Minions for like 4 hours what did you expect?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

POSSUM DID NOTHING WRONG

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Cowardly school system closing down for less than 2 inches of snow. And we're supposed to be a proper Midwestern town.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Eldest spawn: Promoted to 7 year old this morning. Youngest: Rocking a 103 degree fever.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Elliott is just blasting the shit out of these. Move him back another 20 for funsies

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Really hoping they trot out Butker for a sad field goal this drive only to get it blocked.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Birbs.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This is going to make the inevitable Chiefs win so much more frustrating.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bowl needs to be on CBS (and thus, Nickelodeon) every year. Lack of alternate broadcast is a shame

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Glad the in-laws visited but I'm very not excited about having to remotely talk them through installing a mesh wireless system in their house.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

How many times have we actually rolled dice and moved mice vs how many times have we set off the trap "accidentally" The numbers will shock you.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

My son's 7th birthday party was this afternoon. We had it at the local YMCA and had a basketball game going in the gym between 5 kids and me and one other dad. I'm wearing a Washington Generals shirt and playing the part until I dared to suggest that one kid maybe pass instead of ball hogging

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

What a wild toy.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Six. Six holes in the house to finally find the source of the leak in the basement.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Having now seen both Goofy Movies back to back, how do you think Max Goof fumbled the Roxanne bag?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments