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i am the stinky worm type of person. they/them in toronto
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stop naming weed strains ‘skullfucker kush’ and start naming weed strains ‘longfiddle leaf’

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

"remember when i found $50 and i spontaneously bought a tortilla press? well, now it's cinco de mayo"

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

submitted 44 days ago • 374 comments

fries

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

doing the world a service by educating the next generation that you gotta dip dip your nugs

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

the air fryer beeps menacingly at me

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

who decided they should be called MILFs and not yummy mommys

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

idea: hire a big strong gorilla to walk into the white house, scoop up the president and his goons, put 'em in a big barrel and throw it off a building

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

one thing i'll say is i've learned the names of so many US government agencies/departments these past few weeks

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

you'll never believe what the quick brown fox did

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

i just noticed timothée chalamet and tim allen are both tims. now i can't get the grotesque image of timothée allenmet out of my head

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

69 hahahahhahaha

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

efficiency at work

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

helpful idiom when life gives you lemonade you are unable to reconstitute them back into whole lemons

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

DEI stole my yoghurt from the fridge in the lunchroom.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 116 days ago • 60 comments

diversity did this!

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

don't tell my dad but i'm smoking grass

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

how come everyone always wants to be “jorkin my peanits” and never “jorkin my heart”

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful

submitted 130 days ago • 283 comments

Juxtastat 476 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥 i should try to remember this exists so i can do it again another day

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

not to brag but i don't have to do shit until january 6th

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.

submitted 158 days ago • 36 comments

if you want to know in advance what everyone will be bringing to your 'white elephant' game at this year's holiday party, a quick amazon search for "under $25 gift ideas" sums everything up. i ended up with the pizza socks, honourable mention to Jenga and the electric mug warmer

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

at the grocery checkout serving bello nock energy

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

corporations are all microsoftpilled

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Please enjoy this animation of peak hour MTA subway service (by u/mtdfan)

submitted 181 days ago • 50 comments

day 2 on bluesky and i'm already muting the name of celebrity you all are talking too much about. it's not your fault i just don't care about famous people

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments