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My job is so withering these days 😩

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The biggest republican lie is that Iran is an enemy. A certain generation needs to retire and/or drop dead, or we’re all fucked.

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Dad’s very hot today lads. It’s 90 degrees at 9am. Send ice cubes. And frozen drinks.

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Like, I trust Ginger Minj to not spill my mimosa as she twirls around my table in a Sunday morning, but not sell a $150-$500 vegas ticket. It’s wild that three contestants in bracket 3 are the same caliber as the remaining semi-finalists, but somehow… this person is getting through.

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Sorry but, Denali won that lip sync. (I finally watched it.)

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What if I actually spend time rekindling my creative process and convictions, complete with seeing projects through regardless if they’re good or bad?

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What else is there to do when you’re in a traffic jam in Rhode Island, but finally get started on a draft of the illustrated erotica book you want to write.

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I’m a King with a Crown!

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seeking raunchy disgusting desperate anon hook ups with fellow hunters in the yharnam sewers

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If I could ask one question to Steven Spielberg, it would be how he got the shot of Brody looking through the bridge in Jaws.

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These incompetent cucks will re-open the draft, I promise you that.

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This weekend was so great, and next weekend my best friends come to town to visit for Pride. It’ll be the first time in a year the four of us (our pandemic pod) are together again!

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I haven’t watched the latest episode of All Stars, but from what I’ve gathered if this season is just a way to get a crown for Ginger Minj, count me out of this series.

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So seeing Jaws in Concert was incredible.

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I forgot how much I hate going to family-friendly things. You love your kid. I do not. Leave them at home 🤬

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I feel so bad neglecting the book I’m reading 😩. I need like, a reading night where I throw my electronics in a vault, and just sit down and read.

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Well yeah — ICE isn’t actually a thing. They’re Proud Boys and Oath Keepers. Two groups populated by men who have no concept of conviction… they only care for making sure the mean girl in charge likes them.

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I love MeUndies. I’m still on the hunt for some tighty whitey briefs. Now someone rip these off me. #gaybear #gay #gaybriefs #meundies

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Here's to swimming with bow-legged women.

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Who else uses a hair dryer to dry their body hair after a shower? It’s so much better than just using a towel.

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Bed time after a wank.

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Wendy’s Tangerine Lemonade is delicious. It does need rum, though.

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Someone come give me belly rubs while I watch YouTube. #gaybear #hairbelly #gay #bellyrubs

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Bought a new bathing suit! It’s Iron Maiden themed, which is so fun.

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My current read before starting the third book in Mistborn:

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I decided to wear cute dinosaur briefs instead. Cause dinosaurs are cool!

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Do I wear a jockstrap today while I go out shopping? 🤔

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youtu.be/RVbpB02-08k?...

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TIL: this bad rag still exists. It’s fun watching Boomer-era media become nothing more than shallow tabloid. WOW the first edition, non-worked on print from a film 50 years ago is bad? This reporter missed the entire point and got paid for it. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

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Vacation starts now!

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Also I think this Candy Land shirt would make a cute crop top? Also someone done rub my belly. #tummytuesday #gaybear #hairybelly #jockstrap

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