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Reign just emailed and said my STH seats (front row of 113) are temporarily changed due to "club world cup construction" ... for half the season! Sounders have 14 home games in the interim so either they are relocating a bunch of fans for a bunch of matches, or it's B.S. Ah, but which is it?

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I'm a fan

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Surprised there's not a cottage industry of "send me six scarves and I'll make you a poncho" #StrongWork

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Horrifying, yes. But also, I had no idea he envisioned such an inclusive and welcoming place ...

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Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.

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The audacity to claim to have been the manager of my bar when I've never even met you is astounding

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My unfounded Severance theory: Gretchen was the 911 dispatcher who took the call for Gemma's car accident.

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Sometimes I think about the dumpy looking guy I saw twenty years ago at a dive who was wearing a fanny pack. Then things got hot in a parking lot and it turns out he was an off duty cop and he pulled a gun out of the fanny pack. Books/covers/etc

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having done no research, nor asking, i shall operate on the premise this is an Albatross Snack scarf. corrections not accepted

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Not complaining, just observing. #Loopholes

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Checking in on the 2025 MLS concussion protocol ... ah, still bullshit I see. The MLS had no valid concussion protocol.

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What are the odds The Snorks holds up?

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My posts are equal parts - hilarious video of Fred Armisen squishing anthropomorphized snails - apocalyptic musings - booze - soccer Welcome to the pinball game that is my brain

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Matchday!

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Reality TV "in today's mixology challenge ..."

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you ever think: there's a zero percent chance trump hasn't imagined a world post-civil war 2 with himself victorious and written into the history books ... and having fantasized about it, what do you think the odds are he's satisfied with less? what about him suggests otherwise? it's when not if

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I'm not saying I set out to be an asset in an apocalypse ...

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I want to see your reaction videos. Pleasepleaseplease! www.instagram.com/reel/DGVkv-G...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

so simple. so perfect.

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Since apparently we were playing for pink slips I guess we're Canada's 11th province now 🤷‍♂️🤘

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in a text a friend called that other site xitter, and i enjoyed that i instinctively pronounced it "shitter"

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