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Software engineer, rodent whisperer, writer. ex-MSFT, Xoogler, currently watching loss curves and other spooky stuff. Some kind of chronically depressed wizard. We could all be Green Lantern, but instead we're fighting to be Lex Luthor. She/her.
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dorito chips wikipedia ai everyone wants to know what will impress a medieval peasant! sorry city-cels, but the right answer is "a combine"

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the whole round sea was one huge cheese, and those sharks the maggots in it

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

this is awesome but also “cell based seafood” is insanely funny. like yeah thats what food tends to be made of

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

It was a mistake to shame Internet atheism because it's never been more needed.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Rat Meme Monday, the only monarch we acknowledge is The Cheese Queen. #ratsofbluesky

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

I live by two simple philosophies: No kings. Yass queen.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

People will really call themselves computer scientists without ever having killed a traveling salesman

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Just want to take a moment to shout out the international reporters helping us get the real story out. When an 80-year-old veteran with a walker is hauled off with his hands zip-tied behind his back, and the media spins it as a “threatening breach” of a police barricade

submitted 1 day ago • 619 comments

There's a thread on AskReddit asking, "People who have had to drain their life’s savings on a single event, what happened?" 99% of the answers are depressing American stories about medical bills, 1% is an Australian who found a wombat burrowing under their house.

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Just an aside but it sure seemed that the feds and media were more passionate about finding the United Healthcare CEO’s gunman than the Minnesota lawmakers’ murderer.

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

uh oh a Father’s Day comic

submitted 1 day ago • 61 comments

thanks to one of my favorite baseball pages of all time, I know that Rickey Henderson, Willie Mays, Gary Carter, Ozzie Smith, Sandy Alomar (Sr.), Minnie Minoso, and Jimmie Foxx all fell victim to the hidden ball trick

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Imagine hatred of you being so intense that it results in millions of Americans going for a walk

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.

submitted 1 day ago • 57 comments

News: The Washington Post has suffered a cyber intrusion that compromised the emails of at least several reporters at the paper, including those on the national security and economic policy teams, according to people familiar with the matter.

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

Tony Gwynn, 1982 Hawaii Islanders. #Baseball

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Anybody who says Lord of the Flies is unrealistic has never been to a public pool

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There hasn't been an outdoor gathering with as huge a crowd size as the Trump parade since they screened Madame Web at a drive-in.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Looks like the Sun is leaning into his evil clown phase. The wisps of his fiery wig flap and twist as he spins his head to face us, while the solar wind streams from his gaping, lipsticked maw. In other words: Solar maximum == Bozo maximum 🤡 #heliophysics #clowningaround

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

don’t forget to leave out a plate of cigarettes for dad tonight

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

I love you Seattle. #abolishice #nokings

submitted 2 days ago • 300 comments

Best image of the day:

submitted 2 days ago • 592 comments

What if he threw a $45 million parade and nobody came? Boring. Low energy. Sad!

submitted 2 days ago • 983 comments

If you have a sudden, irrepressible urge to move tanks through your capital city, you may be suffering from turrets syndrome.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This pup deserves treats for life!!🦴💙🩵

submitted 2 days ago • 315 comments

Good doggie

submitted 2 days ago • 575 comments

Il y a 191 ans, le 14 juin 1834, fut breveté le papier abrasif à base de sable par Isaac Fischer #LaPetiteInfoDuJour

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Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

submitted 2 days ago • 403 comments

#NoKings

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"just do another fun post this week" i said. "something light and silly" i said. "it won't drive you completely insane" i said. something is wrong with me. anyway here's my full breakdown of the Vibes of every NBA team for ppl getting into basketball

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

incident report is out and this one is actually painful

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Liberal stronghold, Waco, TX

submitted 2 days ago • 269 comments

Depressing how many people here on this alternative, upstart social media system insist that all social media is inherently bad and evil and that governments should have the power to silence people at a moment in time when the US gov't would love nothing more than to control our speech.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

virtute et armis

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saw this meme on Twitter earlier, and it captures how I feel about this war fuck netanyahu and fuck khamenei, both are just different flavors of theocratic fascist

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The right have really cracked the code, haven’t they? Do whatever you want to do because who’s gonna stop you and if someone disagrees with you kill them

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I just saw Eliezer Yudkowsky referred to as a 'subject matter expert on AI' in an article, rather than 'author of Harry Potter fanfic that spawned various rationality cults'. Feels like laundering!

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Being a historian doesn’t give me the mantle of authority to say definitively what’s happening here or how anyone should respond, but I feel qualified to say this: If you were writing an account of how the United States devolved into violence and fragmentation, all this would be chapter 1 or 2.

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

🧵 This image provides an overview of the 25 brightest stars in the night sky (as seen by humans). It shows them in true color, highlighting their beauty and diversity. ➡️ apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25061... For more, read the thread. 🔭 🧪 #stellarastro #science #Universe #Astronomy #HistSci

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

submitted 2 days ago • 82 comments

a challenger approaches

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Thank you to @sarahp.bsky.social for a thoughtful response to the haters

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Still the greatest military headline of all time

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

idk why people keep saying that America is like 1984 now when we are clearly living in The Running Man

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

am i supposed to know what she tastes like

submitted 3 days ago • 57 comments