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GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND I JUST WEIGHED IN A TRUCK THAT WAS 69420 LBS

submitted 3 days ago • 33 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

I finally got around to reading The Hobbit and LOTR, and that ole Tolkien sure did like to write about metal bands.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 727 comments

I have to pace myself with news & one way of avoiding randomly descending into rabbit holes of stress-inducing internet material is listening to full albums on CD. Physical media is still delightful in part because they can’t wedge new medication commercials into my classic BB King records.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

“VOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESN’T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITY” A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social

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IT'S HERE 💜🌲📻 A Lonely Broadcast: Book Two is now available in paperback and E-book on Amazon and B&N! Everything in the world tried to stop me from writing this book, from car accidents to job losses to hospital stays. But it's done. And our crew has one more story to tell.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

The Menendez Brothers were born to the wrong people. They could’ve been heroes…

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I approve this message.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

submitted 9 days ago • 34 comments

I don't think I'm going to be able to get a ticket. 😭😭

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

submitted 11 days ago • 476 comments

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

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submitted 11 days ago • 13 comments

Well. I asked and received. This list of nominees for the Rock Hall is the worst in years. No Metal to be seen anywhere.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Stealing this

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 15 days ago • 352 comments

This is good stuff

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

In less than 20 years we went from "holy shit Death Magnetic sounds better on Guitar Hero than the CD!" to "whatever, Spotify is fine"

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

I know our country is on fire. I know Trump is bad and is doing very bad things, and I often address those things with posts and reposts. But if I post a joke about my kid or my dog or a pleasant experience at a diner, don’t scold me for not exclusively talking politics 24/7. Please just ignore me.

submitted 18 days ago • 445 comments

Goodnight.

submitted 19 days ago • 17 comments