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It's actually pretty insane that I'm about to turn 35 and am still not married.

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It's actually pretty insane that I'm about to turn 35 and am still not married.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Hey I need more TikTok followers. I post really dumb stuff but go follow me if you want. www.tiktok.com/@_codymartin...

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I had a really good day at work with something I have been stressing about for weeks.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Having a full-out rot evening for the first time in weeks and it feels GOOD.

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Fine, DM for ***.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Elon is still a dick.

submitted 2 days ago • 85 comments

Rep. Jasmine Crockett doesn’t hold back on how she feels about Elon Musk 🔥 “If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?” Crockett: “Fuck off”

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Just spent my lunch break sitting in my backyard SUNNING. We are so back.

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It will never not be absolutely wild to me that airplanes used to have smoking and non-smoking rows. Like if you were seated in non-smoking row 11 and people were smoking in row 12...there's no way you'd be exposed to it.

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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 3 days ago • 2158 comments

Not feeling it today. Thanks!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I had Del Taco for the first time today and I might be hooked.

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I ran a solo half-marathon in the rain this morning and it was awful. But I deserve a long nap this afternoon, for sure.

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I just had ****** with a *** and it went well. Trying not to get my hopes up and stay chill about it.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah we're getting a Crunch in Pensacola. About to say bye bye to Planet Fitness.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

why did I just doordash myself a fat piece of cheesecake and eat the whole thing.....I did not need that.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Today was rough. I did not need to have a day this rough.

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Why is anyone listening to Musk? Like...just ignore him?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Ready for the rain to stop. Literally and metaphorically.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Okay I really, really need to figure out how to make more money and pay off my credit cards.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

About to file and pay my tax bill.

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Oh hey today is the 22-month, 2-week anniversary of the last time I had ***. Clap if you care.

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Remember when we could watch Parks & Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock on Netflix? We didn't even know how good we had it.

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I don't want to do anything today. Let me rot.

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Oh hey today is the 22-month, 2-week anniversary of the last time I had ***. Clap if you care.

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Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party thx in advance

submitted 8 days ago • 2069 comments

Crockett: "It's just that they're idiots. These are the same guys as it relates to our nuclear stockpile, they're like, 'Oh, wait a minute, we needed those guys? Can we get them back? Oh, we don't know how to.' I don't know how anyone can look at this administration & feel a semblance of confidence"

submitted 8 days ago • 1108 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 9 days ago • 1064 comments

It's gonna be a fucking amazing Tuesday.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Fine, DM for ***.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It's gonna be a fucking amazing Tuesday.

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Is there anything better than a crisp Cherry Coke Zero while winding down at night?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment