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Now that the entire federal government is entirely consumed by the weird fixations of a few hundred right-wing power users, I do think we can definitively put to bed the idea that Twitter is not real life.

submitted 16 hours ago • 24 comments

If 4chan goes away we need to give tribute to mazingolferz

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

guy who's worried about getting a vasectomy because he thinks it makes you cum air instead of sperm: "what if i give my girlfriend the bends"

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

If I want to watch Ratatouille should I watch Ratakazooie first

submitted 273 days ago • 0 comments

in a room of my teary-eyed friends, beside my simple coffin, the priest begins to speak: hey chat,

submitted 348 days ago • 0 comments

"i have writer's block": cliche, mundane, does not convey the torturedness of your soul "the muses refuse to speak to me": honestly not better, reflects poorly on the quality of your prose, why won't women speak to you?

submitted 385 days ago • 0 comments

I stole the iPad headrest out of my Lyft driver’s car so I can finish that celebrity quiz at home

submitted 389 days ago • 0 comments

Rolled credits two days ago on 1000xresist and I can’t stop thinking about it. Makes me want to write a blog post and I don’t even have a blog.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Praying for the quick arrival of 1946

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.

submitted 8 days ago • 117 comments

I'm not going to stop saying this. We need to stop calling it "deporting." It may not always be fair or humane, but deportation has a process. And it means you're sent back to where you came from. These people are being trafficked and sold to slave prisons. Not deported.

submitted 8 days ago • 134 comments

sonic the hedgehog is a fanart character that happens to be attached to a video game series

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

rats look at pigeons and see angels

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the amen break is the greatest invention in music after the major scale

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

White people at protests love taking group photos where everyone’s face is clearly visible

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

submitted 12 days ago • 187 comments

man www.gamespot.com/articles/nin...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

jorb offer acquired

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Country applauding his 25 hours of speeching about how to do better and the dude just walks off the stage to vote for genocide. Just 15 elected Senators aren't fully pro-genocide, pro-apartheid, pro-gang rape, pro-massacres, pro-human rights violations. Is that just the very best the US can be?

submitted 13 days ago • 59 comments

i took one nap in 2017 and it ruined my sleep schedule for the rest of my life

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

so no universal healthcare, no rent control, price gouging grocers, no social safety net, and also no treats? treats were like the only thing keeping a lot of americans from realising they don't live in a fully developed country, have fun with the riots I guess

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

bad week for my macbook air to start having monitor problems

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Is executing 15 paramedics & aid workers from short range and then burying them and the red crescent ambulance they were in in a mass grave a war crime? Surprise, surprise, the Western world would like you to think it depends on whether its Israel doing it again. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

i don't think the new hyrule warriors game will sell well simply because the four sages in TOTK are literally faceless nothings of characters, and in this they are half the roster. there's no pull. for age of calamity you at least got to play as fuckboy revali

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The Duskbloods sounds like an CW show about teen vampires

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

7/10 direct. mostly weird that all the 1st party games of established ips are spinoffs except for DK. would've liked a mainline mario or kirby.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

SAKURAI YOU SLY DOG

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

AIR RIDE 2 LOVE IS REAL

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

somehow, silksong has been mentioned

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

gungeon 2 announcement while the stream is frozen oof

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

DELTARUNE WOOO HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

with regards to the welcome tour, at least sony had the good sense to 1) make their tech demo game free and 2) make it star astrobot

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i saw that pianta, you're so slick mario kart 9 world tour for the nintendo switch 2

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

going to eat my switch 2 joycon and then rub the other on my belly to feel the magnetic pull

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i'm the only one that wants this ARMS 2 for Switch 2 pls

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I can tolerate the perverts and hooligans on this site but I draw the line at liberals

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

9pm: there’s something about two beers that makes a cigarette just hit 9:15pm: there’s something about a cigarette that makes two beers just hit 9:30pm:

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments