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I have a general dislike of humans in general, but nothing gets my hackles up quite like being forced to work amongst large crowds of them. Like…can y’all just…not?

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It will never cease to amaze me how gay white men fully believe their gayness fully absolves them of any bigotry they also embody.

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I will never understand why bicyclists will fight tooth and nail for safe bike lanes and when they get them they ride on the line causing traffic to slow because cars are trying to avoid hitting them. That’s not very “share the road” of you, buddy.

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As a classically trained pianist, can we just universally agree to ban Beethoven’s Für Elise from public playlists? It’s triggering and no one needs it.

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Say what you want about Francis, but in my view religion is much like politics and business: one does not get to the top by being a good person.

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She puppied super hard today.

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Imagine being mad because everyone won’t shut up about how you allegedly fucked a couch and then suddenly the new joke is that you killed the Pope. 😂 The boy with the most punchable face just can’t catch a break and we love to see it. 😂

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NGL, Pope Francis dying on Easter Monday is ominously humorous considering the prophecy that he’s the end of the papacy.

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Some years ago, a student got me reading up on the menstrual phases & I discovered that my mood cycle didn’t align with the literature. In fact, most often it’s the opposite. Took YEARS for me to discover PMDD and realize that’s most likely the issue. It’s insane that we aren’t taught this stuff

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Welcome to the South, where it’s officially White People Taking Pastel Family Photos in Front of Plantation Mansions and Cute Little Cabins That Are Just Rustic Outdoor Event Decor and Absolutely Nothing Else season.

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To the folks with the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader who attempt to tell me that I don’t understand how language works: This is what I read for fun on my day off.

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The number of people on the internet who do not understand the mechanics of how conversations work is…honestly, it explains a lot. Yes, I am criticizing you for criticizing something that is none of your business. That doesn’t mean I don’t understand irony. It means you’re an insufferable twat.

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I find it fascinating that often the people who scream the loudest about a thing being “evil” are secretly up to their necks in said evil thing.

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Remember shame? Remember when people felt it and it showed? Good times.

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I’m demanding a refund on the thousands I just paid in self employment tax since apparently I’m incapable of paying it. I could def put that money to better use. Give it back, bitch.

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True facts are true

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I don't know who needs to see this, but autistic people who are severely impaired by their autism and require round the clock care are human beings too. They are not diseased. They are simply existing. And they need and DESERVE our support and respect.

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Getting ready for the Georgia summer heat by testing out our first pair of puppy boots. (I am shocked by how easy this was! 😂)

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I started going to a chiropractor at 14. 4 years later, chronic pain caused me to drop out of Uni. I saw soooo many doctors and not one noticed that I am hypermobile. Anyway. My body is currently being held together with KT tape and thoughts and prayers.

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I just realized that Sunday is Easter and that if I’m gonna get groceries this week it’s gotta be now. Jesus Christ…

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It’s official. Spam texts have become a daily occurrence and it’s time to drown my phone in the lake. I can’t live like this.

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Just watched the video of Senator Grassley and watching an energetic crowd scream at a 91 year old man to “do his job” is fucking hilarious. We gotta do something about these elderly people leeching off the government payroll. Why are my tax dollars supporting a depression baby’s lifestyle?

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Sister: “Why is it so important for you to confront people with how they wronged you when you could just walk away?” Me: “Because decades of fuckery without consequences is how we ended up with a government casually stripping us of our rights and I’m tired of being the only one held accountable.”

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Me: “So Gayle King went to space.” My mother:

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I understand that language evolves and there are no real rules when it’s being spoken and I’m trying really hard to not be that person HOWEVER: Why go through the syllabic nightmare of “videoing” when you could just say “recording”??? To quote the youths: it’s cringe.

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Autism is waking up with a prickly feeling on your ankle, discovering a giant scabbed-over gash, and trying to remember what you did before bed that could have possibly caused it because you have no memory of slicing your flesh open. This happens…often. The pain sensors are not sharp lol

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I had, not one, but TWO white women come into the laundromat, approach me, the only other white woman, and inform me that they have washers at home that are broken and that’s THE ONLY reason why they were there. Like, congrats? Sorry you have to mingle with the minority poors? You want a cookie??

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I love when non-southern transplants experience southern spring for the first time and they’re like, “Omg, I think I have the flu”. No, babe. That the pollen trying to kill you.

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Reasons why men need to be forced to do basic adult tasks for themselves. I wanna know who installed this so I can punch him.

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My baby sister is pregnant. No now everyone gets to treat me like a freak for being the only single AND childless one. Yay. (I really am happy for her I just really don’t like being in this family it’s fine I’m fine it’s fine.)

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Straight Outta Pixar

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Are people being impossible because it’s tax season or because of the general horrors?

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As a white woman who cleans airbnbs, I love forcing guests to confront their inherent classism and racism because they ALWAYS pleasantly ask if I’m the owner and then get really awkward and uncomfortable when I say I’m the cleaner. Subtle, Becky. Real subtle.

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I see people talking about “Costco dates” and it would love to know where they all live because my Costco services the tri-State area and it is NEVER chill enough to be enjoyable.

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Today my therapist told me that I’d make a good life coach and I simultaneously cringed and thought, omg she’s right.

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Reason #3938327261 why I prefer dogs to human children: Doggy Daycare is more affordable.

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These youths never had to text a 6 digit number from their flip phone to update their social media whenever they were away from their desktop and it shows.

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